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I am now officially free to break laws again

rudeguy

rudeguy

Lifer
That's right. Your friendly neighborhood criminal rudeguy is no longer on probation! My PO lady was super excited to be rid of me. She has been trying to cut me loose for about 5 months but I didn't have my fines paid off. I am no longer in the care of the state!
 
Originally posted by: Corporate Thug
what the hell could you have possibly done to be on probation?
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Oddly enough, sex with sheep is illegal in his state.

 
Congrats...my short term with a PO was easy but it was still incredibly freeing to be out from under her watch.
 
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Originally posted by: Corporate Thug
what the hell could you have possibly done to be on probation?
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Oddly enough, sex with sheep is illegal in his state.
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Calling DrPizza....
You may want to lock your barn doors now.

 
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Originally posted by: Corporate Thug
what the hell could you have possibly done to be on probation?
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Oddly enough, sex with sheep is illegal in his state.
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Well, aren't YOU lucky Kahleeforneeya doesn't have such archaic laws? 😛



Originally posted by: NSFW
That's right. Your friendly neighborhood criminal rudeguy is no longer on probation! My PO lady was super excited to be rid of me. She has been trying to cut me loose for about 5 months but I didn't have my fines paid off. I am no longer in the care of the state!
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waidaminit...YOU'RE Rudeguy? Piss off ya wanker!! 😛



Congrats to ya for ending the probation. From experience, I know what a relief that can be.
 
Maybe he's talking about being able to get all hopped up on goofballs again since he doesn't have to pee in a cup anymore.
 
Originally posted by: DayLaPaul
Maybe he's talking about being able to get all hopped up on goofballs again since he doesn't have to pee in a cup anymore.
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Oddly enough, I never had to pee or blow. That's odd considering I told my PO about my past alcohol and drug use. Usually the do random "color" testing. You are assigned a color and every day they randomly pick a color. If your color comes up, you have to go test.

It is a relief to be off paper, but it is kind of scary. I have one less reason not to be dumb again.
 
Originally posted by: thatguy82
You couldn't have done anything that bad.
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According to court records, I was convicted of DUI.

In reality it was my third offense DUI while driving on an expired and suspended license while having a warrant for disorderly conduct.
 
Originally posted by: NSFW
Originally posted by: thatguy82
You couldn't have done anything that bad.
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According to court records, I was convicted of DUI.

In reality it was my third offense DUI while driving on an expired and suspended license while having a warrant for disorderly conduct.
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In other words you used to be a drunk d-bag, and now you may resume this lifestyle, but are not really contemplating it, since your new life is so much more fulfilling- but then again it's tempting?
 
damn.... why? I just don't understand the thought process. Anyway good luck getting your life back on track.
 
Originally posted by: SphinxnihpS
Originally posted by: NSFW

In other words you used to be a drunk d-bag, and now you may resume this lifestyle, but are not really contemplating it, since your new life is so much more fulfilling- but then again it's tempting?
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I would love to flame you for being an ignorant prick but you are actually correct.

My first thought when I got released from probation was "SWEET, I can drink again!" My second thought was "You dumbass."

The first part is my alcoholic nature. The fact that the second part came only milliseconds after the first is proof that I have came a long way.
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Originally posted by: NSFW
Originally posted by: thatguy82
You couldn't have done anything that bad.
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According to court records, I was convicted of DUI.

In reality it was my third offense DUI while driving on an expired and suspended license while having a warrant for disorderly conduct.
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ouch
 
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