I am NOT procrastinating

[Pretender]

It's only 11PM and I've finished one whole sentence in my 4 page paper due tomorrow. See, I'm ahead of the game. Yeah, that's it.




DAMN    YOU    FORUMS!

 

[Spoooon]

Get yourself banned, that way the forums won't take away anymore of your time.

 

[Zucchini]

Dear god you have atleast 6 hours to finish your paper, you should be happy!! haha, take a vivarin and type away.

 

[Pretender]

Uh, I'm only in High school so I haven't found any places that sell vivarin yet, and my paper isn't due 'till about 1PM. I was planning on getting a somewhat good night's sleep tonight, but procrastinating kinda screwed that up. Oh well, I've got another 13 hours or so, might as well hang out here for a while seeing as I have so much time left

 

[Zucchini]

oh hah, 7/11 has vivarin.

 

[Impact55]

What is vivarin? An energy pill?

 

[ManSnake]

I guess u should welcome home a big fat F

 

[Zucchini]

Its a big fat caffine pill Cheaper then coffee per dose by far

 

[Napalm381]

4 pages? You call that a paper? Wimp.

 

[Farbio]

yea, just go hit 7-11 or walmart or any supermarket for the vivarin pretender

 

[Capn]

4 Pages huh?

Page 1

An Essay by Pretender (size 72 Font)


Page 2

Table of Contents
Page 3 - My essay
Page 4 - References

Page 3

One paragraph in size 48 font, triple spaced of course

Page 4
Whatever book or text or some other source the paper is on.
Me (Capn)

There ya go, bound to get an A.

 

[Zucchini]

Heh, yes 4 pages is ugh pretty easy to do Just wait till college. Anyhow, don't take more then one vivarin every 3 hours i think. Whatever it sez on the box. I find its better then guzzling coffee or soda which isn't so friendly to your insides Its 4 bux for box of 16.

 

[Pretender]

4 page essays are usually no problem, but I have to make up a life story and narrate it using descriptive descriptions and all that annoying sh!t. Why can't they just ask us to analyze some B.S. like usual


BTW, the supermarket's closed, the nearest 7/11 is quite a while away, bringing my bike outside at midnight will probably wake my parents, and I'm still a year away from getting my license.

 

[jmcoreymv]

Damn, the longest essay I can write is 2.5 pages But my essays are about stupid classic books, i guess if I had a more detailed topic like "The Physics of Nuclear Reactions" or something I could write more.

 

[Zucchini]

Hm ok your really young then Assignment doesn't sound all that hard, it sounds like bs.

 

[Pretender]

I'm only 16, and I agree the assignment is BS, but it's not the type of BS I'm used to writing. This actually takes a little thought


So, at what age did everyone start using vivarin? Is it too early for me to start? Any possible health issues?

 

[Weyoun]

lemme just say that i've just gotten through year 10 with 100% procrastination. im not condoning it or anything (yeah BS ), and im going to try to break the habit next year, im going to have to do soo much work, maths at 8AM for gods sake...

make up a life story? screw that, use your own. basically what they're trying to do it make sure you can analyse everything in life, not give a movie script. write what you think, in it's purest form. paper doesn't lie, it's quite possibly the best medium on the earth.

damn, i wrote 4 A4 pages in my diary last night, in my beetle arabic hybrid english anyways

 

[Zucchini]

Read the box for warnings. As with all things, do not abuse. Compared to coffee abuse, its probably preferable. Make sure to drink fluids, i think caffine dehydrates

 

[laelb]

Turn the computer OFF!

 

[snow patrol]

These forums will kill us all!

 

[poop]

I'm not procrastinating, either.

 

[Pretender]

Ha, you all think ur funny, eh? Bumping this thread on the night before another paper of mine is due. It's alright, it's only 9:15 PM and I've only got another 2 pages to go.


These forums are gonna kill me, seriously. On a boring day I can spend an hour just catching up on messages I missed the previous day. On a busy day I can do the same thing (which really screws me up).

 

[snow patrol]

Hey Pretender, I bet you can't reach diamond status before tomorrow!

 

[Pretender]

* must ..... resist..... urge..... to ......post *


aargh, in the last hour I've gotten no work done. 30 minutes of that was spent eating, 20 minutes playing a game, and 10 on anandtech forums. If you give me until friday night I could win this bet, otherwise I think you've got me Snow Patrol.


I guess I'm just not addicted enough yet
/me sighs