I am NOT a computer addict!

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LordRaiden

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Ok, first off, you're gonna laugh because I'm currently typing this all out using windows charecter map. Man, is this ever a pain! Typing with charecter map is no fun! It's taken me forever just to write this much! Now you may ask why I'm having to do this. Because my stupid friend hid my keyboard. She did it because I was busy playing freelancer and ignoring her and her more than friendly advances. So she hid my keyboard. Now is that stupid or what? Ok, I'd go into the details but this typing with charecter map and a mouse is getting freaking old. I need to install my windows virtual keyboard. Ok, I'm going away till I find my keyboard. Rant's over, and no, I am not the computer addict she said I was!
 
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Electrode

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Once you find the keyboard, smack her across the face with it. That'll teach her.

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OMG! Are you serious? Is she hot? I would hang out with her more than the computer!
 
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giguana

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WTF? why are you ignoring her more than friendly advances? if you have a gf, then good for you. if you don't, then maybe you're more of an addict then you think you are. the first step is acceptance. ;)
 
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dabuddha

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Originally posted by: Tabb
OMG! Are you serious? Is she hot? I would hang out with her more than the computer!
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she's probably 400 pounds and has more chins than a chinese phone book :D
 
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Afro000Dude

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Originally posted by: dabuddha
Originally posted by: Tabb
OMG! Are you serious? Is she hot? I would hang out with her more than the computer!
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she's probably 400 pounds and has more chins than a chinese phone book :D
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It's a step up (or at least sideways) from any pixelated chick found in Freelancer.
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LordRaiden

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Ok, keyboard found. She hid it under the bed. Hmm. A hint maybe??? Nah.

Actually, she's not that good looking. Body to kill for. Face that looks like a scratching post for a siberian tiger! She wasn't always like that. Actually, when she was in JrHigh, she was drop dead gorgeous and all the boys just about lost it when she went by. Then she got in a car accident and her face is all mangled now. I guess part of my apathy towards her is I almost feel guilty even thinking of dating her anymore. I would almost be doing it out of pity and I can't have that. Sure, she's got a great body and a great personality, but I can't date someone who makes me feel guilty the whole time I'm taking her to dinner and a movie. I just don't feel it would be right for me to do that.
 
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LordRaiden

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Ok, ok. So do you guys really think I'm a computer addict? I do this stuff for a living all day and I like being on it at night too because there's lots of other work I do at night after work that can only be done on the computer. I never really thought I was a computer addict persay....well at least not anymore. I used to be during my college days. :D
 
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pennylane

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your friend steals your keyboard so the first thing you do is go on anandtech and tell us about it?
 
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JEDI

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ok a chick wants you. she hid your keyboard because u were ignoring her advances. and you are typing w/windows char map (noone's that stupid).

APRIL FOOLS?! :Q
 
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LordRaiden

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No, not april fools. I just was mad that I couldn't find it, and that was the first thing that came to mind. :)
 
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yobarman

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you are doomed for the rest of your existance. I cannot even begin to explain how lonely and unhappy you will be the rest of your life.
 
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Oakenfold

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You are right you aren't a computer addict.

You only have ONE friggin keyboard? :D
 

My guess is that, there is no girl, nor did she ever hide your keyboard.

Not a bad nef idea.

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dugweb

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Originally posted by: LordRaiden
Ok, keyboard found. She hid it under the bed. Hmm. A hint maybe??? Nah.

Actually, she's not that good looking. Body to kill for. Face that looks like a scratching post for a siberian tiger! She wasn't always like that. Actually, when she was in JrHigh, she was drop dead gorgeous and all the boys just about lost it when she went by. Then she got in a car accident and her face is all mangled now. I guess part of my apathy towards her is I almost feel guilty even thinking of dating her anymore. I would almost be doing it out of pity and I can't have that. Sure, she's got a great body and a great personality, but I can't date someone who makes me feel guilty the whole time I'm taking her to dinner and a movie. I just don't feel it would be right for me to do that.
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oh man, thats pretty sad dude... reminds me of vanilla sky. thats tough
 
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LordRaiden

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Oh, just cause it's April 1st, you all think this is some big joke. Ok, whatever. Believe what you want. But the truth is, I like dating women. But I don't like dating women with whom I have guilty feelings. Be it for simple innocent reasons, or less than honorable reasons. I will not do something I feel guilty about.
 
dabuddha

dabuddha

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Originally posted by: LordRaiden
Oh, just cause it's April 1st, you all think this is some big joke. Ok, whatever. Believe what you want. But the truth is, I like dating women. But I don't like dating women with whom I have guilty feelings. Be it for simple innocent reasons, or less than honorable reasons. I will not do something I feel guilty about.
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I'm still waiting for you to hack my windows box ;)
 
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