Originally posted by: Ulfwald
Hopefully, I will be able to sit at my desk on Monday.
Originally posted by: Ulfwald
Originally posted by: jumpr
But what REALLY impressed you were the manly cops who responded first. DON'T LIE!Originally posted by: Ulfwald
Oh, and on a positive note: The xray tech was a little hottie, the nurse was a hottie, and the 2 EMTs were both cute females as well. I at least 1 set of bewbies hanging over me at any given moment.Major BOOBAGE!!!!!!
Ummm yeah it was their ummmm GUNS yeah that's it.
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Originally posted by: Ulfwald
Well, here I am high as a kite on vicodin, Good sh!t man.
I was headed to work yesterday on 75 SB here in GA. As I am tooling along doing 65in the left hand lane because cops are less than a 1/4 mile behind me, some jackass in a full size truck swerves all the way over from the entrance ramp at better than 90 mph and busts me lfrom behind. I felt the impact, looked up just in time to see the grill of the truck in my review mirror. Next thing I know, I am spinng out of controll across 4-5 lanes of traffic, hit the wall on the right hand side of the freeway, spin back around the opposite dirrection and come to a stop about 300 yards away from the impact area. this guy is still traveling out of control about 1/3 of a mile away off in the woods. 3 othe cars some how got nailed as well.
I am the lucky one. wearing seatbelt, steered into the spins. Shaken but not flipped over. Cops tell me steering into the spins kept me from flipping over. That dodge dakota was one tuff truck.
I got to ride in ambulance, neck brace, backboard, lights, but no siren.
I am thankful for a few things:
1, My son was not in the truck with me at the time.
2, I drive a tough truck
3, Driving school. If I had not been to it years ago and known how to react rather than think about what to do, I might have flipped or rolled.
4, Seatbelts, because I was buckled in and the seatbelt locked up, keeping me in the seat, I was able to maintain control of the truck to an extent that I did not roll over.
5. Highback seats. This kept me from really damaging my neck on impact, plus, it also allowed me to press against it, keeping me in place as wel.
So time to pop a couple more vicodin, lay down and watch Lord of the rings ROTK EE, after my MIL brings it over for me.
Cliff Notes:
Going to work
Got plowed in the ass at 95+ MPH
Truck totalled.
Me feel no pain, just high as a kite.
Originally posted by: Ikonomi
Originally posted by: Gurck
:Q Glad you're ok, and enjoy the vicodinHow are the other people involved doing, if you know?
No idea what happened to that driver. or any of the others involved.
Sounds like a pretty insane few moments, though. Three or four other cars? Jesus.
Originally posted by: Ulfwald
Truck does not appear to have survived. possible frame warpage.
I love Dodge Trucks.
The one good thing about all this is that 2 cops saw the whole thing. they were coming back from a prisoner xport (already dropped off the perps) and saw the jackass try to mate with my truck.
Cops said I was at 65, radar guns showed that, and that is posted speed limit, all the sudden their guns jumped to 95 and I got nailed. said it was all his fault.
Would love to see the insurance company dispute 2 seperate radar guns and 2 police officers. as well as about 5 civilian witnesses.
Originally posted by: Ulfwald
Got plowed in the ass at 95+ MPH
Originally posted by: Ulfwald
Well, here I am high as a kite on vicodin, Good sh!t man.
I was headed to work yesterday on 75 SB here in GA. As I am tooling along doing 65in the left hand lane because cops are less than a 1/4 mile behind me, some jackass in a full size truck swerves all the way over from the entrance ramp at better than 90 mph and busts me lfrom behind. I felt the impact, looked up just in time to see the grill of the truck in my review mirror. Next thing I know, I am spinng out of controll across 4-5 lanes of traffic, hit the wall on the right hand side of the freeway, spin back around the opposite dirrection and come to a stop about 300 yards away from the impact area. this guy is still traveling out of control about 1/3 of a mile away off in the woods. 3 othe cars some how got nailed as well.
I am the lucky one. wearing seatbelt, steered into the spins. Shaken but not flipped over. Cops tell me steering into the spins kept me from flipping over. That dodge dakota was one tuff truck.
I got to ride in ambulance, neck brace, backboard, lights, but no siren.
I am thankful for a few things:
1, My son was not in the truck with me at the time.
2, I drive a tough truck
3, Driving school. If I had not been to it years ago and known how to react rather than think about what to do, I might have flipped or rolled.
4, Seatbelts, because I was buckled in and the seatbelt locked up, keeping me in the seat, I was able to maintain control of the truck to an extent that I did not roll over.
5. Highback seats. This kept me from really damaging my neck on impact, plus, it also allowed me to press against it, keeping me in place as wel.
So time to pop a couple more vicodin, lay down and watch Lord of the rings ROTK EE, after my MIL brings it over for me.
Cliff Notes:
Going to work
Got plowed in the ass at 95+ MPH
Truck totalled.
Me feel no pain, just high as a kite.
Originally posted by: Ulfwald
Ok, I am now a bit high on vicodin, brain is fuzzy, but the pain is really getting intense. Time to call the DR. and ask about some stronger pain meds.
BTW, If this is what it feels like to be a$$ raped, no way am I ever doing anything to send me to prison.
Well, here I am high as a kite on vicodin, Good sh!t man.
Sure, Scott, sure. Trauma does strange things to a desperate man's perception, but I'm sure those guys hardly even noticed you grinning at them like that and just went about their business.Originally posted by: Ulfwald
Oh, and on a positive note: The xray tech was a little hottie, the nurse was a hottie, and the 2 EMTs were both cute females as well. I at least 1 set of bewbies hanging over me at any given moment.Major BOOBAGE!!!!!!
