"I'm here for work. This place is actually pretty awesome during certain times of the year but this is considered their winter (40 low/75 high) so the hotel bar has me and maybe one other person who is usually the bartender."
I did something similar, but in a 5 star resort in Phuket, Thailand. I was warned against going too far on foot, was honestly scared of the lady-boys and the hookers picking my pockets too so I ate almost exclusively on the resort. The food was goddamn incredible. Out of 350 or so units they had 29 rented - this was mid-summer - the offseason in Phuket - its way too damn hot to do anything at all and tourists come in winter here. I ate lunch on the yacht where I was working so only had breakfast and dinner to worry about. Internet was also about $5 for an hour which I used on day 1 to tell my wife I was OK - and check in at work. I used it again on day 3 cuz I was bored.
It was me, the bartender, and this really drunk chick and jock boyfriend the first night - I got pretty buzzed but didn't really want to get slammed - work and all. By day 4 I figured out the cooler bars were right outside on the beach. They play drunk jenga and "kerplunk" - (i.e. drunk connect four) - and bet on it there. The more Tiger beer you drink the better the Jenga gets. The girls ( oh yeah, they have actual bar girls - employed to keep you company and talk and play games while you drink) are almost always just bored and want something to do.