First time going west? They are all over Iowa and South Dakota.
Actually just got back this weekend from a trip through Iowa. Stopped at many Kum and Go's. A very 'relaxing' weekend.
Speaking of immature....
I literally am in tears every time watching this....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSKQ3ZNQ_O8
The farting hippo video
Speaking of immature....
I literally am in tears every time watching this....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSKQ3ZNQ_O8
The farting hippo video
When did Iowa and So. Dak. become the west?
Relative to Michigan... It's west by my compass.
It's all the great white north.
Just think: Heading to Toronto is a Canadian's way of 'Heading south for warmer weather'
Just think: Heading to Toronto is a Canadian's way of 'Heading south for warmer weather'
The koala tries to sneak out of the motel room before the prostitute wakes up. As he opens the door, the protitute wakes up and says "where do you think you're going? You haven't paid me yet". The koala refuses to pay, so the protitute says "let's look in a dictionary for the definition of prostitute". The two proceed to look up the definition to find that it is 'someone who has sex for money'. The Koala then flips a few pages back to the definition of koala, then walks out of the room. Confused, the protitute looks down at the page. The dictionary says 'Koala: An animal who eats bushes and leaves'
“A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.
"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife annual and tosses it over his shoulder.
"I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.”
Most Chicagoans think they're on the frontier as soon as they leave the city limits.