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I am immature

Actually just got back this weekend from a trip through Iowa. Stopped at many Kum and Go's. A very 'relaxing' weekend.
 
My in-laws live in Iowa. First time i drove by one i giggled for 10 minutes.

maturity is over rated
 
I like the fact that they appear to sell hot dogs, that makes it even funnier.

"Kum and Go, where we give you a weiner in a bun!"
 
The koala tries to sneak out of the motel room before the prostitute wakes up. As he opens the door, the protitute wakes up and says "where do you think you're going? You haven't paid me yet". The koala refuses to pay, so the protitute says "let's look in a dictionary for the definition of prostitute". The two proceed to look up the definition to find that it is 'someone who has sex for money'. The Koala then flips a few pages back to the definition of koala, then walks out of the room. Confused, the protitute looks down at the page. The dictionary says 'Koala: An animal who eats bushes and leaves'

“A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.

"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife annual and tosses it over his shoulder.

"I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up."

The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.

Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.”

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Most Chicagoans think they're on the frontier as soon as they leave the city limits.

Most Torontonians think the world ends outside the downtown core's limits. 😀

Speaking of which, I'm sad to announce Toronto's Pho King Noodle is no longer in business. Fortunately there's a Dr. Poon's right up the street to help with the weight loss needed after eating all that Pho King Pho.
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