I am going to hell for laughing at some of these

[disappoint]

aren't I?

http://www.cracked.com/article_1630...Science&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=recommended

I couldn't help but lol at Chronic Biscuit Toxicity and Brothel Sprouts.

 

[Schfifty Five]

aren't I?

http://www.cracked.com/article_1630...Science&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=recommended

I couldn't help but lol at Chronic Biscuit Toxicity and Brothel Sprouts.

I laughed at none of them because they aren't funny in the least.

 

[rockyct]

My Dad actually calls my dog a FLD, funny looking dog. I guess FLK, funning looking kid, is actually a commonly used term for a kid that just doesn't look "normal" but it's too early to figure out what exactly is wrong. They will actually put FLK on the kid's chart.

 

[Puppies04]

I laughed at none of them because they aren't funny in the least.

This.

 

[Red Squirrel]

lol, it kinda reminds me of how IT has terms like code 18, ID10T error etc.

 

[mikeymikec]

I thought having to explain the first one in court was amusing.

 

[colonelciller]

I laughed at none of them because they aren't funny in the least.

+1

 

[BudAshes]

I thought some of them were pretty good.

 

[AnMig]

It must be a generational or practice setting thing as I dont recognize most of those abbreviations.

Its probabaly more common in ER settings where the doctors are constantly bombarded by non sick patients and professional pain seekers.

I know a few:

GOMER- get out of my emergency room
FNLK: funny looking kid, usually mean md is not smart enough to properly name the syndrome.

 

[Murloc]

didn't make me laugh.

 

[Ichinisan]

Yeah. Brothel Sprouts = Genital Warts really got me too 😀

 

[disappoint]

I'll invent some new ones.

DMML = Didn't make me laugh. Patient is clinically depressed.

NS = NumbSkulliosis = Dumb as a box of rocks.