I am fat

[skace]

Time to mount your PC to the treadmill. Your next post should be earned.

 

[MournSanity]

*Clap, clap* Bravo! Very well written little post there.

 

[Atlantean]

How fat are you?

 

[MisterRaven]

Originally posted by: Squisher
I am fat. I am truly sorry that I am fat. It is obvious that my fatness shows a character flaw that labels me as a lesser being. It is from my position as a lesser being that I look out on all thin people with envy. I understand that my fatness cannot in anyway overcome any positive attributes that I possess.

The ways in which my fatness affects your lives obviously shows a level selfishness on my part in which I have maliciously ignored your well being and it is only understandable that you should question the usefulness of my existence. It is obvious that my girth can be only be interpreted as an impediment to ether one of us realizing our full potential and so it is understandable that every action on my part should be the focus of your attention and if any action on my part were in anyway to not address this shortcoming of mine it should not only be taken note of, but all others should join together to voice their abject disapproval of my wasted effort to not be doing something to change my fatness.

Remember, it is only through this constant and consistent effort of all thin people to rise to the occasion and re-affirm that my place in society might be elevated to the level of those of you possessing worth through your thinness.

It is with my deepest shame that I cannot ask for your forgiveness, but simply ask for you to tolerate my existence on the remote chance that I might someday join you in the ranks of the self-righteous.

Stop being a damn pity-whore. The only one that can eliminate your monumental supply of blubber is you. Now get off your ass, go for a jog and stop whining!

 

[ultimatebob]

Originally posted by: RossMAN
:no carb cookie;

Eww! Low carb cookies are horrible! I got one for free at Subway, and it tasted like chocolate flavored cardboard!

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

I shall call him Squisher, and he shall by my Squisher.

 

[Squisher]

Originally posted by: MisterRaven

Originally posted by: Squisher
I am fat. I am truly sorry that I am fat. It is obvious that my fatness shows a character flaw that labels me as a lesser being. It is from my position as a lesser being that I look out on all thin people with envy. I understand that my fatness cannot in anyway overcome any positive attributes that I possess.

The ways in which my fatness affects your lives obviously shows a level selfishness on my part in which I have maliciously ignored your well being and it is only understandable that you should question the usefulness of my existence. It is obvious that my girth can be only be interpreted as an impediment to ether one of us realizing our full potential and so it is understandable that every action on my part should be the focus of your attention and if any action on my part were in anyway to not address this shortcoming of mine it should not only be taken note of, but all others should join together to voice their abject disapproval of my wasted effort to not be doing something to change my fatness.

Remember, it is only through this constant and consistent effort of all thin people to rise to the occasion and re-affirm that my place in society might be elevated to the level of those of you possessing worth through your thinness.

It is with my deepest shame that I cannot ask for your forgiveness, but simply ask for you to tolerate my existence on the remote chance that I might someday join you in the ranks of the self-righteous.

Stop being a damn pity-whore. The only one that can eliminate your monumental supply of blubber is you. Now get off your ass, go for a jog and stop whining!

I understand your inability to extend me any pity, but I believe my request was for tolerance.

 

[Atlantean]

Originally posted by: Squisher

Originally posted by: MisterRaven

Originally posted by: Squisher
I am fat. I am truly sorry that I am fat. It is obvious that my fatness shows a character flaw that labels me as a lesser being. It is from my position as a lesser being that I look out on all thin people with envy. I understand that my fatness cannot in anyway overcome any positive attributes that I possess.

The ways in which my fatness affects your lives obviously shows a level selfishness on my part in which I have maliciously ignored your well being and it is only understandable that you should question the usefulness of my existence. It is obvious that my girth can be only be interpreted as an impediment to ether one of us realizing our full potential and so it is understandable that every action on my part should be the focus of your attention and if any action on my part were in anyway to not address this shortcoming of mine it should not only be taken note of, but all others should join together to voice their abject disapproval of my wasted effort to not be doing something to change my fatness.

Remember, it is only through this constant and consistent effort of all thin people to rise to the occasion and re-affirm that my place in society might be elevated to the level of those of you possessing worth through your thinness.

It is with my deepest shame that I cannot ask for your forgiveness, but simply ask for you to tolerate my existence on the remote chance that I might someday join you in the ranks of the self-righteous.

Stop being a damn pity-whore. The only one that can eliminate your monumental supply of blubber is you. Now get off your ass, go for a jog and stop whining!

I understand your inability to extend me any pity, but I believe my request was for tolerance.

tell us how fat you are fatty.

 

[rh71]

People will look at you and think things if you have a bump on your nose. It's not a tolerance problem... it's just that you're... umm... not the norm (sadly it's beginning to be). But it doesn't necessarily mean you're thought of as any less of a person... well... that actually depends if your goal is to be a lazy-ass.

 

[ultimatebob]

Geez. Stop pitying yourself for being fat, and make an effort to lose some weight! Despite what you might have heard from infomercials, it's actually quite easy to lose weight just by eating less and exercising more. Hell, even I've done it, and I hardly consider myself to be a highly motivated person.

 

[Squisher]

Originally posted by: ultimatebob
Geez. Stop pitying yourself for being fat, and make an effort to lose some weight! Despite what you might have heard from infomercials, it's actually quite easy to lose weight just by eating less and exercising more. Hell, even I've done it, and I hardly consider myself to be a highly motivated person.

Originally posted by: Squisher
Over the course of my life I've lost thousands of pounds.

 

[TommyVercetti]

Glad we could help you realize that fatty fat cakes.

 

[myusername]

So is this like "I drink too much beer on weekends" fat or is it "I suffocated the dog with my man tits when he sat on my lap" fat?

 

Obesity is much more than a physical shortcoming. It is the shortcoming of the culture in which we created around us.

Just keep consuming until you're numb.

 

[flexy]

Originally posted by: skace
Time to mount your PC to the treadmill. Your next post should be earned.

wuahahah..for some reason i think this is a funny reply

 

[prvteye2003]

Originally posted by: cheapbidder01
Cliff notes?

Oh, wait, you're fat. Nevermind.

lmao

 

[MisterRaven]

Originally posted by: Squisher

Originally posted by: MisterRaven

Originally posted by: Squisher
I am fat. I am truly sorry that I am fat. It is obvious that my fatness shows a character flaw that labels me as a lesser being. It is from my position as a lesser being that I look out on all thin people with envy. I understand that my fatness cannot in anyway overcome any positive attributes that I possess.

The ways in which my fatness affects your lives obviously shows a level selfishness on my part in which I have maliciously ignored your well being and it is only understandable that you should question the usefulness of my existence. It is obvious that my girth can be only be interpreted as an impediment to ether one of us realizing our full potential and so it is understandable that every action on my part should be the focus of your attention and if any action on my part were in anyway to not address this shortcoming of mine it should not only be taken note of, but all others should join together to voice their abject disapproval of my wasted effort to not be doing something to change my fatness.

Remember, it is only through this constant and consistent effort of all thin people to rise to the occasion and re-affirm that my place in society might be elevated to the level of those of you possessing worth through your thinness.

It is with my deepest shame that I cannot ask for your forgiveness, but simply ask for you to tolerate my existence on the remote chance that I might someday join you in the ranks of the self-righteous.

Stop being a damn pity-whore. The only one that can eliminate your monumental supply of blubber is you. Now get off your ass, go for a jog and stop whining!

I understand your inability to extend me any pity, but I believe my request was for tolerance.

You misinterpret my post--or perhaps mine didn't have enough substance? Anyway. . .

I have absolutely no problem with fat people. I do have a problem with people who complain about and draw attention to the fact that they are fat, thus drawing pity to themselves. The only one in control of your weight is you.

I'll tolerate you so long as you don't whine too much. :beer: