Squisher
Lifer
I am fat. I am truly sorry that I am fat. It is obvious that my fatness shows a character flaw that labels me as a lesser being. It is from my position as a lesser being that I look out on all thin people with envy. I understand that my fatness cannot in anyway overcome any positive attributes that I possess.
The ways in which my fatness affects your lives obviously shows a level selfishness on my part in which I have maliciously ignored your well being and it is only understandable that you should question the usefulness of my existence. It is obvious that my girth can be only be interpreted as an impediment to ether one of us realizing our full potential and so it is understandable that every action on my part should be the focus of your attention and if any action on my part were in anyway to not address this shortcoming of mine it should not only be taken note of, but all others should join together to voice their abject disapproval of my wasted effort to not be doing something to change my fatness.
Remember, it is only through this constant and consistent effort of all thin people to rise to the occasion and re-affirm that my place in society might be elevated to the level of those of you possessing worth through your thinness.
It is with my deepest shame that I cannot ask for your forgiveness, but simply ask for you to tolerate my existence on the remote chance that I might someday join you in the ranks of the self-righteous.
The ways in which my fatness affects your lives obviously shows a level selfishness on my part in which I have maliciously ignored your well being and it is only understandable that you should question the usefulness of my existence. It is obvious that my girth can be only be interpreted as an impediment to ether one of us realizing our full potential and so it is understandable that every action on my part should be the focus of your attention and if any action on my part were in anyway to not address this shortcoming of mine it should not only be taken note of, but all others should join together to voice their abject disapproval of my wasted effort to not be doing something to change my fatness.
Remember, it is only through this constant and consistent effort of all thin people to rise to the occasion and re-affirm that my place in society might be elevated to the level of those of you possessing worth through your thinness.
It is with my deepest shame that I cannot ask for your forgiveness, but simply ask for you to tolerate my existence on the remote chance that I might someday join you in the ranks of the self-righteous.
