heres a slightly better way to make the joke i think...
Wassup...
I'm not particularly intelligent, open-minded, or well-liked.
And I don't live in a safe place, eat a balanced diet, or use public transportation.
I don't know Bob In Idaho, Mike In Iowa or Joe in Alabama,
although I'm pretty sure those states are in America.
I drink light beer, and no its not water, I am outspoken, not opinionated,
Guns settle disputes, not discussions.
Winning isn't everything, it's the ONLY thing,
And it's pronounced soccer, not futball.
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack, but only during a war.
Burger King IS fine dining. Washing after peeing is for LOSERS,
Twinkies and Moon Pies ARE GOOD for breakfast,
I have a SHED, NOT a GARAGE, and WWF ACTION IS REAL!
The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA is the ONLY country in the world,
The FIRST nation of IGNORANCE,
And the BEST part of the world!!
MY NAME IS JIM-BOB, and i dont care what you think,
I AM AMERICAN!!!!!