I am being sexually harassed at work

[Jeeebus]

A man with legitimate iron wood does not have these problems.

 

[xSauronx]

She probably says the dirtiest things while she's getting pounded.

giggity

 

[bigrash]

I get the feeling OP has a crush on pizza girl.

 

[ch33zw1z]

You have to give it to her straight. Don't beat around the bush.

 

[Perknose]

She probably says the dirtiest things while she's getting pounded.

Or . . . she starts screaming, "RAPE" and pulls out her fish knife and tries to gut you. 😵

 

[ch33zw1z]

Or . . . she starts screaming, "RAPE" and pulls out her fish knife and tries to gut you. 😵

 

[Thebobo]

She sounds like a bully, call her out on it bet she backs off...

 

[edro]

"I don't bang retards."

 

[PottedMeat]

get her to buy more company product she doesn't need. she'll get angry and never come back :awe:

 

[Paratus]

Jesus Hume Christ,

What the hell happend to the ATOT I used to know.

Sonz went to work at a gay club, got hit on all the time, just to make enough money to buy a graphics card. Man up!


(Truthfully, she is harassing you and your management needs to do something about it if you are upset by it.)

 

[Exterous]

Or . . . she starts screaming, "RAPE" and pulls out her fish knife and tries to gut you. 😵

What? You don't like a little rough foreplay?

 

[preslove]

However, there is a complication here. Bear in mind I wouldn't hit it even if I didn't have a girlfriend.

Yeah, but is she hot?

 

[ShawnD1]

Just record everything. :\

And youtube it 😉

 

[SP33Demon]

Just tell her next time she comes in that you're not interested, and never will be if she was the last woman on earth. And that you'd appreciate it if she didn't come back because it makes you feel uncomfortable. Jesus, this stuff really isn't that hard people.

 

[ShawnD1]

Or you can double down on this. Say that you'll only do anal sex with her. See if she backs down or not.

 

[preslove]

Or you can double down on this. Say that you'll only do anal sex with her. See if she backs down or not.

Nah, might as well escalate it to BDSM.

 

[Perknose]

What? You don't like a little rough foreplay?

The knife part gives me pause. There's a huge difference between a cutting edge experience and a bleeding edge one! 😱

 

[Iron Woode]

awesome replies guys!

some have asked what she looks like. She is about 5'4" maybe 110lbs. Long brown hair. She's not bad looking, but I wouldn't bother with her.

Her personality is very annoying. I simply don't like her.

 

[dank69]

customer is always right...

This should not have taken 22 posts.

Also the OP is a real piece of shit bragging about turning away guaranteed strange to all the ATOT virgins.

 

[her209]

Or . . . she starts screaming, "RAPE" and pulls out her fish knife and tries to gut you. 😵

Sometimes I can never tell if she's being serious or she just wants me to play along.

 

[skimple]

Unfortunately for your boss, the company does have an obligation to make sure that you don't work in a "hostile" environment, even if its a customer.

Ask your boss to just have someone else wait on her or deal with her when she comes in. Make yourself useful in the backroom, or go have a smoke or something. No need for a confrontation with a customer right away.

If she doesn't back down in a couple of weeks, have your boss quietly pull her aside and tell her that the employees are not allowed to have "personal conversations" with customers, or some crap like that.

 

[Spineshank]

Tell her theres a pizza place here in PA, thatll appreciate her business.

 

[Mandres]

Tell her you're not sure about it yet, and you want to ask your friends on an internet forum if you should bang her or not. But first, you need a pic ;-)

 

[SandEagle]

developmentallly challenged? :hmm:

 

[Kelemvor]

Either talk to your corporate HR department (assuming you have one) or offer her Extra Sausage with her next pizza, and free delivery.