i am awkward moment right now

[SandEagle]

i am at a friend's home for lunch. he also invited a few folks that i never met before. friend stepped out and everyone's just staring at each other, ceiling, tv. no one wants to initiate a conversation. two of us are on our phone typing away. there's awkward, then there's awkweird, then there's this. :\

 

[Ichinisan]

Let one rip.

 

[Malak]

Awkward is an awkward word.

 

[Karl Agathon]

Let one rip.

LOL!!!!!!!

 

[schneiderguy]

Whip it out and start fapping

 

[darkswordsman17]

You mean you don't just troll in real life too? Why don't you bring up police brutality?

 

[SandEagle]

Let one rip.

maybe silently. :sneaky: then they'll look and wonder who did it. the fat one would be the prime suspect

 

[grohl]

pull up NFL scores and pretend you are at the game

 

[warr666]

.....

 

[Corporate Thug]

put on a football game.

 

[Kadarin]

You guys fail at being a bunch of guys.

 

[shortylickens]

You guys fail at being a bunch of guys.

If its all men, they are lame.
If there is even one girl, ask if she's ever been the "center" of attention before.

 

[Leros]

It sucks when a friend invites several strangers together and the only commonality they have is that one friend.

 

[SandEagle]

You guys fail at being a bunch of guys.

i'm usually quiet and reserved. im sitting with my tough chuck norris face on. these guys are into crikket, not football.

 

[Veliko]

Someone on an Internet forum struggles in social situations? Shocked is what I am.

 

[waffleironhead]

Start out with, "I was unsure about going to an orgy, but you guys seem pretty cool. When do we get naked?"

 

[xanis]

i'm usually quiet and reserved. im sitting with my tough chuck norris face on. these guys are into crikket, not football.

Cricket? You should kick their asses for being gay, then you'll have no need for forced conversation.

 

[Soundmanred]

R.I.P. social skills.
IDontWantToLiveOnThisPlanetAnymore.jpg

 

[davmat787]

Wait... you are there right now and on your phone posting about it here in ATOT? You gotta be frickin' kidding me.

 

[Snock514]

Start out with, "I was unsure about going to an orgy, but you guys seem pretty cool. When do we get naked?"

And then make a movie about it. 🙄

 

[brblx]

did your friend, like, introduce you all?

identify with your strange new friends and bond over the issue that your mutual friend is a dick.

 

[sdifox]

So you are that fucker sitting across me typing away?

 

[sdifox]

Just in case it is too subtle, my previous post is in jest.

 

[xanis]

did your friend, like, introduce you all?

identify with your strange new friends and bond over the issue that your mutual friend is a dick.

Better yet, just get blackout drunk. Everyone is everyone's friend when drunk. Failing drunk bonding, you'll at least be so wasted that you won't remember or care about what happened today.

 

[eldorado99]

im confus