I am a very rich and powerfulman

[dawks]

You can come and pick up that black thong you left at my place any time now Adul

 

[SeaSerpent]

Ok, prove to me you are rich.....send me $1000.00

Thanks in advance,

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: DaZ
You can come and pick up that black thong you left at my place any time now Adul

:Q

 

[Bignate603]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
You have high levels of smartness...

But only one level of stupidty

 

[Renob]

My pecker is WAY biger then yours!

 

[Ime]

*yawn*

 

[alocurto]

I found a penny on the street today. It was 1985, that was a good year.

 

[Mallow]

thanks for putting me in my place :Q

 

[T3C]

 

[Ronstang]

P.S. I have many other things that are each better than any comparable thing that any of you have.

Except you have an incredibly small weenie.

 

[b4u]

Originally posted by: shootsfor3
So basically ur rich w/nothing better to do

That's what very rich people do, right?

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: Renob
My pecker is WAY biger then yours!

That's only because yours is swollen from some horrid disease.

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

so you drive a 1978 Chevette

 

[Toasthead]

:beer::beer:

 

[T3C]

Originally posted by: yamahaXS
so you drive a 1978 Chevette

lol

 

[leung324]

no :camera:?

 

[GoingUp]

Originally posted by: AgentEL
:beer:

 

[GoingUp]

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
I thought Adul was a chick

youre not the first

 

[Wolverine27]

 

[Rilescat]

can I bite your toes off and spit them at a chicken?

 

[Hoober]

Originally posted by: Adul
I work a non-specific position in the marketing / entertainment industry and make a very high and overly specific figure of annual income, $1,826,456.52, to be exact. Although I am very rich and powerful, I am still insecure, so I feel the need to brag about how rich I am. For instance, I was just bragging to a colleague the other day about my new car. It is so expensive and rare that, after they made this one car, at my request, they burned down the factory with all of the employees still inside. I would tell you the name of it, but is has none - it is that rare. The strangest thing about me, is that, even with my important non-specific and high paying job, I still find the time in the middle of the day to post on this site. P.S. I have many other things that are each better than any comparable thing that any of you have.

You, too?

 

[Nitemare]

Buy me something?

 

[BooGiMaN]

I am aduls boss... i have recently caught his ass posting on these forums...i am a fair man and do not put up with people putting up blatant lies.... even if it is the internet

first of all his high paying job is to actually to remove the urninal mints out of the mens bathroom and replace them...though i fear we must now reassign him since we have found out that he has an odd habit of licking them before and after he replaceds them....


secondly he does make 1,826,456.52, except it is in slovovian peasant quackimarks..which turns out to be about a buck fifty in USA money...

his rare car...none....he drives a moped like the lil bitch that he is, he also has a fascination for fat chicks..which might explain the moped..

anyways i have to get back to go take a dump b4 i head back to my important job..

im feeling generous today so instead of makign him pick the corn out my sh1t today ill just make adul count it...

 

[cheapgoose]

A/S/L?

 

[yukichigai]

I've said it once and I'll say it again:

I AM NIGERIAN BUSINESSMAN. I HAVE GREAT MILLIONS US MONIES AND OFFER LARGE REWARD FOR HELPING TO IMPORT THEM.