I am a reality counselor, ask me anything I will tell you how it really is.

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anything really. relating of course to the world of couseling.
 

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How do I control/cure obsessive compulsive buying Hot Deals disorder?
 

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Originally posted by: RossMAN
How do I control/cure obsessive compulsive buying Hot Deals disorder?
This is easy, unsubscribe to all hot deals mailing lists, remove any links to any hot deals forums, unsubscribe to your paper, and move, cut your telephone lines, electric lines and cable lines, remove your gas tank from your car and fill it with concrete. cut big holes in your feet and keep the wounds open so that it is painful to walk. stay this way for about 3 months you will be cured.
 

Originally posted by: narzy
Originally posted by: RossMAN
How do I control/cure obsessive compulsive buying Hot Deals disorder?
This is easy, unsubscribe to all hot deals mailing lists, remove any links to any hot deals forums, unsubscribe to your paper, and move, cut your telephone lines, electric lines and cable lines, remove your gas tank from your car and fill it with concrete. cut big holes in your feet and keep the wounds open so that it is painful to walk. stay this way for about 3 months you will be cured.

hahahahhahahha
 

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Originally posted by: narzy
Originally posted by: RossMAN
How do I control/cure obsessive compulsive buying Hot Deals disorder?
This is easy, unsubscribe to all hot deals mailing lists, remove any links to any hot deals forums, unsubscribe to your paper, and move, cut your telephone lines, electric lines and cable lines, remove your gas tank from your car and fill it with concrete. cut big holes in your feet and keep the wounds open so that it is painful to walk. stay this way for about 3 months you will be cured.

ROTFLMAO

Thanks for the laugh :D
 

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Originally posted by: OmegaNauce
Restraining order is just another way of saying i love you.

that is incorrect, restraining order means you have freaked her out enough and caused her enough stress to have to file the apropriate paper work to attempt to keep you out of her life, if you continue the only outcome will be bubba stalking you and using you as his "pushin coushion."
 

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Originally posted by: dparker
What is the meaning of life?

to leave the world better then when you joined it. unfortunatly this escapes many of the people who use and abuse this world and life.
 

Originally posted by: narzy
Originally posted by: OmegaNauce
Restraining order is just another way of saying i love you.

that is incorrect, restraining order means you have freaked her out enough and caused her enough stress to have to file the apropriate paper work to attempt to keep you out of her life, if you continue the only outcome will be bubba stalking you and using you as his "pushin coushion."

Wait wait wait...so the cops knew internal affairs was setting them up?
 

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Originally posted by: KEV1N
Does 0.99999999999999999999 = 1?

does it look like the number 1 to you?

your answer is it depends on what type of number your using (ex: whole number, rational number, irrational number ect) also the way you write it your answer is no, if it were a repeating number things would be different however I can have 99.99999999999999999999% of an apple without having the entire 100% or in reverse I can have 0.99999999999999999999% of an apple without having 1%
 

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Originally posted by: OmegaNauce
Originally posted by: narzy
Originally posted by: OmegaNauce
Restraining order is just another way of saying i love you.

that is incorrect, restraining order means you have freaked her out enough and caused her enough stress to have to file the apropriate paper work to attempt to keep you out of her life, if you continue the only outcome will be bubba stalking you and using you as his "pushin coushion."

Wait wait wait...so the cops knew internal affairs was setting them up?

yes.