I almost got an Aztek!

[Doggiedog]

I went to LA for business and got a rental from Alamo. I usually don't care what I get but for some reason I asked. When the rental agent said Aztek I was like what? Then he said "Oh no, let's get you something else." He got me a Lumina with 100 miles on it (still a POS though).


On a side note: If anyone drives past any of the rental car agencies near LAX you'd be amazed to see all these destroyed rentals. I couldn't believe how many totalled rental cars I saw. National must have had 3 dozen totally trashed rentals in their garage.

I did notice LA drivers are a lot better than NYC drivers so I'm guessing those accidents are probably the fault of the rental car driver.

 

[Modeps]

aztek = poo

 

[cyclistca]

A Canadian donut chain is giving away one in its latest contest. I wonder if anyone will enter?

 

[DannyLove]

do you know how many azteks sold nationwide? its horrible! 6,000, and 2,000 were given to pontiac employee's.

When i saaw this sick crap advertised, I hated it and wanted to kill the designer. It is the most sickest design ever created. How dare you come here and say you almost got it. THANK GOD YOU DIDNT!

 

[iamwiz82]

out of those 6000, at least 5000 must be in Michigan. I see at least 5 unique ones a day.

 

[yakko]

You mean you didn't want to drive the asstek?

 

[Emulex]

i want to rent an aztek and drive around with my ass hanging out the window

muahah that would rock.

 

[Mutilator]

Maybe I should buy one and shrink wrap it or something and hide it away for several years... 50 years from now it might be worth a lot of money
lol

 

[hpkeeper]

wow... when I read the thread title I thought you where exieted that you where gonna buy one... ICK

 

[iamwiz82]

like an edsel =].

 

[DannyLove]

<< Maybe I should buy one and shrink wrap it or something and hide it away for several years... 50 years from now it might be worth a lot of money
lol >>


LOL@ you

 

[Doggiedog]

You guys ever see the movie Christine?

It was like that last Friday for me when I was going home.

I was walking by a garage when I turned to look and saw an Asstek sitting right there next to me. My boss said what the hell is that? He had never heard of or seen one before and said that was the most ugliest thing he has ever seen.

Then about 15 minutes later I saw another one drive right by me.

Shudder. I saw 2 of the 11,000 Assteks in 15 minutes.

 

[Zapster]

Auto magazine said: &quot;The Aztec is just butt ugly&quot;. This basically sums it up.

 

[eakers]

<< A Canadian donut chain is giving away one in its latest contest. I wonder if anyone will enter? >>


do you even know how roll up the rim to win works?

sheesh americans!

*kat. <-- sheesh!

 

[perry]

I have a friend that works on Team Mustang and always make fun of him saying he was the head designer on the Aztek. Seems to get him riles up and pissed off for some reason... Dunno why

 

[cyclistca]

do you even know how roll up the rim to win works?

No I'm not a big donut eater sorry. Plus there are not a lot of Tim Horton's here in Montreal.

sheesh americans!

Umm do you understand how to read signatures and nics?

How could you possible think that I am America?

Here I'll help you. My sig say I AM CANADIAN. Hope that clears everything up.

 

[GL]

cyclista,

When you buy a beverage from Tim Horton's, you are automatically part of the contest as the &quot;game piece&quot; is the cup the beverage is in. You roll up the rim and see if you win.

And if I won an Aztek, I'd quickly sell it.

-GL

 

[SpongeBob]

I work right next to GM's technical center in warren, MI. I must see about 30 of those things on the road when I am out to lunch. I think GM is giving them away now.

 

[KydLynx]

<< i want to rent an aztek and drive around with my ass hanging out the window

muahah that would rock. >>




lol that would rock...ill hang my ass out the other window
that would rock even more


lynx

 

[DannyLove]

<< cyclista,

When you buy a beverage from Tim Horton's, you are automatically part of the contest as the &quot;game piece&quot; is the cup the beverage is in. You roll up the rim and see if you win.

And if I won an Aztek, I'd quickly sell it.

-GL >>



sell it? to who?

 

[jeffrey]

pontiac=horrible styling

 

[zippy]

cyclistca, they're canadian...'nuff said








NOTE: This post was a joke...Canadians aren't just simple, hockey playing, beer drinking, moose shooting folks...eh? hehehe...............I'm gonna get flamed aren't I?

 

[iamwiz82]

i am sur they offer a cash prize if you dont want the aztek.

 

[cyclistca]

cyclistca, they're canadian...'nuff said

But so am I. Wait I'm getting so confused. I think I'll go get a beer and watch some hockey.

i am sur they offer a cash prize if you dont want the aztek.

Actually you probably have to pay them not to take it .

 

[Suicidal]

I would have rented the Aztek just for the heck of it. You could have seen how fast you can shift from drive to reverse to drive again and try to beat that record!