I <3 Mel Brooks

[GeneValgene]

So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

 

[JM Aggie08]

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What hapened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then.
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon


You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons


God darnit Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.
Applicant: I like rape.

Gentlemen, please rest your sphincters.


Is that a ten gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show?

"Lord Helmet", FTW

 

[LASTGUY2GETPS2]

:music😛ull out your hands! Stick out your tush! Hands on your hips! Give 'em a push! You'll be suprised you're doing the French mistake!:music:

Let's face it...Everything from the waist down is kaput.

 

[Beller0ph1]

Springtime for Hitler, and Germany...

 

[AkumaX]

1-2-3-4-5? That's the combination on my luggage!

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: AnonymouseUser
From History of the World, Part 1:

Moses: The Lord, the Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen... [drops one of the tablets]
Moses: Oy! Ten! Ten commandments for all to obey!

That was my favorite 🙂