I <3 Mel Brooks

[LASTGUY2GETPS2]

So many memorable lines...I just finished Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein (Ahem) and The Producers (Original Version).

Lemme just whip this thing out...

 

[Heisenberg]

It's good to be the King...

 

[Megatomic]

Originally posted by: Heisenberg

It's good to be the King...

That's what I was going to say.

 

[chuckywang]

"That's our Hitler!!!"

 

[montanafan]

Abby who?
Abby normal.


Don't get saucy with me, Bernaise.

 

[aphex]

"Where the white women at?"

 

[sandorski]

I'm a Mog. Half Man Half Dog. I'm my own best friend.

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: sandorski
I'm a Mog. Half Man Half Dog. I'm my own best friend.

that's john candy


"comb the desert!!! comb the desert!!!!!!!!"

 

[Dracos]

Originally posted by: aphex
"Where the white women at?"

And for my next impression......Jesse Owens....

 

[Baked]

May the schwartz be with you.

 

[bersl2]

We're Jews out in space
We're zooming along
Protecting the Hebrew race

We're Jews out in space
If trouble appears
We'll put it right back in its place

When Goyim attack us
We'll give 'em a smack
We'll slap 'em right back in the the face

We're Jews out in space
We're zooming along
Protecting the Hebrew race!

"O Master Robin! You lost your arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs..."

"What, pray tell, is a circumcision?"
"It's the latest craze. The ladies love it!"
"I'll take one!"
"I'll take two!"

 

[drum]

Originally posted by: Heisenberg

It's good to be the King...

this thread is officially over.

 

[sandorski]

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon

Originally posted by: sandorski
I'm a Mog. Half Man Half Dog. I'm my own best friend.

that's john candy


"comb the desert!!! comb the desert!!!!!!!!"

From a Brooks movie though, but alas I'll try again....

Merchandizing, Merchandizing, where all the money from the movie is made!!

 

[j00fek]

Originally posted by: Baked
May the schwartz be with you.

:laugh:

 

[badmouse]

You brute, you brute, you vicious brute!

 

[Taggart]

'Somebody's gotta go back and get a sh!t load a' dimes!'

'That's HEADLEY'

'That's DE MONET'

'Loosen your bullets'

 

[Taggart]

Blazing Saddles

I knew there would be a topical YTMND :thumbsup:

I would link other good ones, but they tend to have the 'N' word included as you can imagine

 

[TheSiege]

after a chinese guy passes out from heat and working on the railroad

"knock that chinc a days pay for nappin on the job"

 

[AnonymouseUser]

From History of the World, Part 1:

Moses: The Lord, the Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen... [drops one of the tablets]
Moses: Oy! Ten! Ten commandments for all to obey!

 

[thegimp03]

Blazing Saddles is hilarious...still one of my dad's favorite movies. I can still remember the first scene where the new sherriff in Gucci is riding into town and the townspeople greet him.

 

[KLin]

The sheriff's a N<DONG>ER!!

 

[CrackRabbit]

"Now you see evil will always triumph because good is dumb."

"DEAR GOD SHE'S GONE FROM SUCK TO BLOW!!!!"

 

[ElFenix]

we ain't found sh!t

 

[GeneValgene]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
we ain't found sh!t

LOL...and note the black spaceballs were using an afro pick

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What hapened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then.
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon


You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons


God darnit Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.
Applicant: I like rape.

Gentlemen, please rest your sphincters.


Is that a ten gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show?