Hypothetically . . .

Bateluer

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Would you accept the Dark Gift if it was offered to you by a powerful Vampire, ala Anne Rice?

Honestly, I'd probably go for it. Nothing like having centuries to build a vast business empire. :)
 

Mo0o

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Jul 31, 2001
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According to the movies vampire chicks are hot, so yes. Kate Beckinsale here i come!
 

Bateluer

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Originally posted by: ironcrotch
I would join forces with Blade and destroy all Vampires.

Man, you know how easy it would be for a powerful Anne Rice'ish vampire to destroy Blade? At a thought, Blade would burst into flames. The 1000 year old Vamps in Rice's books are insanely powerful, and would read Blade's mind before he even got close enough to bring a weapon to bare. Not mention, the 4000 year old Vampires would be able to read his mind from the other side of the globe AND make him burst into flames.
 
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I'd be into a chic vamp sucking me off, but I don't want any Vlad with a flavor saver doing it. Also, when I'm adding to my children of the night, only hot fems will do, as I don't want to feel any stubble on my gums.
 

lavagirl669

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Originally posted by: Bateluer
Originally posted by: datalink7
You play too much VtM:B

That fact aside, I've always had a thing for Vampires. :p

Liches too as a matter of fact.

sounds like you also have a thing for Anne Rice.

I liked all of her vampire novels, but the last 4 or so books have sucked
as far as quality
and have just been downright strange. I don't know wtf happened.
 

thedarkwolf

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One problem with the Anne Rice'ish vampires is they can no longer get it up oh and of coarse the man loven.
 

Goosemaster

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Originally posted by: Bateluer
Originally posted by: ironcrotch
I would join forces with Blade and destroy all Vampires.

Man, you know how easy it would be for a powerful Anne Rice'ish vampire to destroy Blade? At a thought, Blade would burst into flames. The 1000 year old Vamps in Rice's books are insanely powerful, and would read Blade's mind before he even got close enough to bring a weapon to bare. Not mention, the 4000 year old Vampires would be able to read his mind from the other side of the globe AND make him burst into flames.

Mushrooms truely are fantastic examples of gods experiments with vegitation
 

Orsorum

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Originally posted by: Bateluer
Originally posted by: ironcrotch
I would join forces with Blade and destroy all Vampires.

Man, you know how easy it would be for a powerful Anne Rice'ish vampire to destroy Blade? At a thought, Blade would burst into flames. The 1000 year old Vamps in Rice's books are insanely powerful, and would read Blade's mind before he even got close enough to bring a weapon to bare. Not mention, the 4000 year old Vampires would be able to read his mind from the other side of the globe AND make him burst into flames.

Do you love them with every part of your body?