HYPOTHETICAL: Your mom is going into labor...

[her209]

She says the baby is already crowning so you don't have enough time to drive her to the hospital. You're the only person with her and have 9-1-1 dispatchers on the phone who can walk you through the delivery while the ambulance is coming.

Do you deliver the baby?

 

[Numenorean]

Of course. What's the big deal?

 

[Farmer]

Deliver that shit.

 

[moshquerade]

what else are you going to do? : /

 

[SagaLore]

Well sure.

 

[SagaLore]

Deliver that shit.

No he said she was having a baby, not a bowel movement. Although that might happen too...

 

[Scotteq]

She says the baby is already crowning so you don't have enough time to drive her to the hospital. You're the only person with her and have 9-1-1 dispatchers on the phone who can walk you through the delivery while the ambulance is coming.

Do you deliver the baby?

Sure thing - I deliver the kid.


Pray tell... Why do you ask this question of us, Oedipus?

 

[JTsyo]

I wouldn't bother, my mom is too old for kids so it must be a dream.

 

[polarmystery]

Of course I'd deliver the baby. What kind of asshole child would refuse to help their mother because they are afraid of seeing her body parts?

 

[ahenkel]

I'd wonder how the hell my tube tied mom got pregnant in the first place, Then I'd call grandma she's delivered sheep and goats and llamas how hard is a person.

 

[Texashiker]

She says the baby is already crowning so you don't have enough time to drive her to the hospital.

Do you often have fantasies about knocking your mom up?

 

[Apple Of Sodom]

I would be more concerned about the smell than the sight...

 

[ahenkel]

I also wanted to be the first person to thank the OP for the lovely morning mental images.

 

[Duder1no]

lol wut

 

[dawp]

that would be some mean feat since my mom is 78. and has Alzheimer.

 

[amdhunter]

Is the baby mine?

 

[Jeeebus]

Wait is this one of those crazy Terminator paradoxes?

Am I delivering myself?

 

[rasczak]

1. deliver baby
2. lifetime of sessions with shrink
3. profit?

 

[amdhunter]

ITT: Buncha guys thinking about their mom's vagina.

 

[paperfist]

what else are you going to do? : /

Pass out.

 

[DirkGently1]

It's your Mom. You've been 'there' before, right?

 

[Macamus Prime]

I wouldn't bother, my mom is too old for kids so it must be a dream.

,... you dream about your mother's vagina being stretched by a baby???

 

[KGB]

Is the baby mine?

Mostly. 😛

 

[Krazy4Real]

Is the baby mine?

lol

 

[Lifted]

Fuck that. I'd tell her to deliver it orally like this lady did.