I think instead you should try to just use the words "cafe" and "press" in every post, but be subtle so the mods won't notice. Like this:
Hey, do you guys like coffee? My girlfriend likes cafe au lait, but I prefer espresso. She and I went down to Cafe Pierre last night, but I wasn't too impressed with their service.
Anyway, what's a clever way to propose to her? We met in our highschool cafeteria 7 years ago, but when I propose I really want to express my feelings well.Come on, I need suggestions!!
Using this method, I include 8 swear words in all of my posts. Can you find 'em all?
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