Hypothetical food situation: you be the judge

[Vic]

You have to ask yourself a question: will this get me laid?

 

[NuclearNed]

Originally posted by: Vic
You have to ask yourself a question: will this get me laid?

You got my thinker started - remember those WWJD bracelets? There might be a vast market for WTGML bracelets. Anytime a man has a question about how to proceed in any given situation, they will always have a visual reminder at the end of their arm of what they need to ask themselves.

I might have to sink some capital in this idea.

 

[erikistired]

Originally posted by: Ns1
punch her in the face

i'd go for a punch to the ovary, but that's just me.

 

[Safeway]

Ned, you haven't eaten it yet? This is the text of disappointment.

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: fisher

Originally posted by: Ns1
punch her in the face

i'd go for a punch to the ovary, but that's just me.

YES

PUNCH HER IN THE UTERUS

 

[jagec]

1)Here you go dear

2)Sex tonight. My place. Plan to stay a while.

 

[hypn0tik]

Originally posted by: torpid
Divorce her. She'll only get half of the food then, not over half.

Best answer!


Since when have women been known to be logical beings?

 

[The Boston Dangler]

if you're feeling generous, let her eat a small portion off of the floor.

 

[eakers]

Originally posted by: NuclearNed

Originally posted by: Vic
You have to ask yourself a question: will this get me laid?

You got my thinker started - remember those WWJD bracelets? There might be a vast market for WTGML bracelets. Anytime a man has a question about how to proceed in any given situation, they will always have a visual reminder at the end of their arm of what they need to ask themselves.

I might have to sink some capital in this idea.

that is a bazillion dollar idea, seriously.

 

[HardcoreRobot]

she gets to eat the food

they make stupid decisions and the men pay the consequences because the women have the good stuff. fact of life.

 

[Vic]

Originally posted by: NuclearNed

Originally posted by: Vic
You have to ask yourself a question: will this get me laid?

You got my thinker started - remember those WWJD bracelets? There might be a vast market for WTGML bracelets. Anytime a man has a question about how to proceed in any given situation, they will always have a visual reminder at the end of their arm of what they need to ask themselves.

I might have to sink some capital in this idea.

Go ahead. Just remember, if it pans out, to send some royalty checks to my wife.

 

[NL5]

It's your wife, so you know you're getting laid, eat the food. I eat my wifes leftovers all the time, even when she boxed them up and brought them home. It's the way nature intended.

 

[nakedfrog]

I'd give her some crap, then let her eat it.

But if those ribs she staked a claim on aren't gone by 9:30PM, they're MINE.

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
fwiw - I've never heard of 'to-go box'. It's doggie bag in my universe.

We're not feeding it to the dog, so we call it a to-go box.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

This is a really stupid question. What if it wasn't food you got with her, just some food you happened to be reheating, and she asked for some? Would you say, "No, get your own food woman?" No, you'd share it with her. That's what a relationship is. Who cares that she didn't think she'd eat it later? I'm guessing she's probably the one who cleans out the fridge, and while you may not care about having extra food in there that might not get eaten, eventually she's going to have to deal with it. She was just saving herself some work. And you have the audacity to not want to share this food with the woman you love (even if strictly for contractual reasons)?

Now, from a logical standpoint, yes, she relinquished all claims to the food when she decided it should be thrown out. But relationships have never been based on logic. That's the key issue at stake here.

 

[elektrolokomotive]

Originally posted by: NL5
It's your wife, so you know you're getting laid, ...

are you serious?

 

[torpid]

Originally posted by: elektrolokomotive

Originally posted by: NL5
It's your wife, so you know you're getting laid, ...

are you serious?

He's NuclearNed for a reason. Due to exposure to radiation in the early stem-cell differentiation phase in the womb, he is unusually well-endowed.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
This is a really stupid question. What if it wasn't food you got with her, just some food you happened to be reheating, and she asked for some? Would you say, "No, get your own food woman?" No, you'd share it with her. That's what a relationship is. Who cares that she didn't think she'd eat it later? I'm guessing she's probably the one who cleans out the fridge, and while you may not care about having extra food in there that might not get eaten, eventually she's going to have to deal with it. She was just saving herself some work. And you have the audacity to not want to share this food with the woman you love (even if strictly for contractual reasons)?

Maybe YOU wouldn't say "Get your own food, woman!", but I might. Depending on what it was and how much there was. And I'd expect the same from her (well, I'd prefer she call me "man") likewise depending on the circumstances.

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: torpid

Originally posted by: elektrolokomotive

Originally posted by: NL5
It's your wife, so you know you're getting laid, ...

are you serious?

He's NuclearNed for a reason. Due to exposure to radiation in the early stem-cell differentiation phase in the womb, he is unusually well-endowed.

I wish marriage meant sex for life, but it doesn't.

 

[torpid]

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: torpid

Originally posted by: elektrolokomotive

Originally posted by: NL5
It's your wife, so you know you're getting laid, ...

are you serious?

He's NuclearNed for a reason. Due to exposure to radiation in the early stem-cell differentiation phase in the womb, he is unusually well-endowed.

I wish marriage meant sex for life, but it doesn't.

Even if you have a crazy mutant member in your pants???

 

[NL5]

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: torpid

Originally posted by: elektrolokomotive

Originally posted by: NL5
It's your wife, so you know you're getting laid, ...

are you serious?

He's NuclearNed for a reason. Due to exposure to radiation in the early stem-cell differentiation phase in the womb, he is unusually well-endowed.

I wish marriage meant sex for life, but it doesn't.

You're doing it wrong then............

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: torpid

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: torpid

Originally posted by: elektrolokomotive

Originally posted by: NL5
It's your wife, so you know you're getting laid, ...

are you serious?

He's NuclearNed for a reason. Due to exposure to radiation in the early stem-cell differentiation phase in the womb, he is unusually well-endowed.

I wish marriage meant sex for life, but it doesn't.

Even if you have a crazy mutant member in your pants???

Even if you have a crazy mutant member in your pants.

 

[SearchMaster]

Originally posted by: torpid

Originally posted by: elektrolokomotive

Originally posted by: NL5
It's your wife, so you know you're getting laid, ...

are you serious?

He's NuclearNed for a reason. Due to exposure to radiation in the early stem-cell differentiation phase in the womb, he is unusually well-endowed.

Except his third leg really is a third leg.

 

[torpid]

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: torpid

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: torpid

Originally posted by: elektrolokomotive

Originally posted by: NL5
It's your wife, so you know you're getting laid, ...

are you serious?

He's NuclearNed for a reason. Due to exposure to radiation in the early stem-cell differentiation phase in the womb, he is unusually well-endowed.

I wish marriage meant sex for life, but it doesn't.

Even if you have a crazy mutant member in your pants???

Even if you have a crazy mutant member in your pants.

I stand by my original suggestion then.

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Originally posted by: jjones
I would share with her, but let it be known that she has no claim; I'm simply sharing out of the kindness of my heart and her promise of a blowjob later.

beat me to it.

 

[Lounatik]

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: torpid

Originally posted by: elektrolokomotive

Originally posted by: NL5
It's your wife, so you know you're getting laid, ...

are you serious?

He's NuclearNed for a reason. Due to exposure to radiation in the early stem-cell differentiation phase in the womb, he is unusually well-endowed.

I wish marriage meant sex for life, but it doesn't.

It does. It means Sex. For Life. Nothing else. Especially if you are Catholic.

"It's your wife so you know you are getting laid" Yeah, you are right. Except for the laid part.


Peace

Lounatik

P.S. I think that you show her some female circumcision pics from Africa and say "Go ahead, eat my food." A uterus punch would suffice though.