Humping

[leon94]

How do I get my dog to stop humping my leg please? It is very annoying and I don't want to be mean about it.

 

[dabuddha]

Cut your leg off and give it to him.

 

[NuclearNed]

So what part of your body would you like him to hump?

 

[gnumantsc]

Bet the dog gets more action than you do! Its time for him to get the chop chop he's in heat.

 

[Czar]

hump him back

 

[leon94]

Originally posted by: Czar
hump him back

I will give you the option to do that to the dog.

 

[NuclearNed]

Originally posted by: leon94

Originally posted by: Czar
hump him back

I will give you the option to do that to the dog.

And there is a fine example of a George Costanza comeback. You lose.

 

[Aimster]

you do know why he is humping your leg right??

... I sure hope so...

go get him fixed... common sense.. or jerk him off and hell be fine for a few months

 

[leon94]

I sprayed him

 

[Skiguy411]

Hm....is it wrong if my female dog attempts to hump my leg and other dogs?

 

[NuclearNed]

For dogs, humping is not just the act of procreation - it is a show of dominance over the "humpee". If your dog is humping you, it is probably a sign that they don't recognize that you are the alpha male/female in your "pack" (home).

 

[DivideBYZero]

Yeah, like Ned said. You're getting owned by your Dog. You're the b!tch now.

 

[leon94]

So i have to hump him back to show who is boss?

 

[j00fek]

watch the scene in van wilder where they rid the dog of "big ballz"

 

[NuclearNed]

Originally posted by: leon94
So i have to hump him back to show who is boss?

You need to assert your dominance over the dog. That doesn't mean that you should slap them around or anything. One simple way to show him who is boss is to put a collar and leash on him. When he starts to hump your leg, loudly say "no" and give the leash a sharp jerk.

Another way to do this (disclaimer: which may get you bitten) is to hold him down on his back with your body physically over his (think missionary style sex). Pin him there and make him deal with the fact that you are dominating him.

 

[arcenite]

This thread is getting weird

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: NuclearNed

Originally posted by: leon94
So i have to hump him back to show who is boss?

You need to assert your dominance over the dog. That doesn't mean that you should slap them around or anything. One simple way to show him who is boss is to put a collar and leash on him. When he starts to hump your leg, loudly say "no" and give the leash a sharp jerk.

Another way to do this (disclaimer: which may get you bitten) is to hold him down on his back with your body physically over his (think missionary style sex). Pin him there and make him deal with the fact that you are dominating him.

The latter works best.

just hold him firmly to the ground until he/she stops struggling.

 

[leon94]

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: NuclearNed

Originally posted by: leon94
So i have to hump him back to show who is boss?

You need to assert your dominance over the dog. That doesn't mean that you should slap them around or anything. One simple way to show him who is boss is to put a collar and leash on him. When he starts to hump your leg, loudly say "no" and give the leash a sharp jerk.

Another way to do this (disclaimer: which may get you bitten) is to hold him down on his back with your body physically over his (think missionary style sex). Pin him there and make him deal with the fact that you are dominating him.

The latter works best.

just hold him firmly to the ground until he/she stops struggling.

I am not humping my dog. I only do that to my girlfriend.

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: leon94

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: NuclearNed

Originally posted by: leon94
So i have to hump him back to show who is boss?

You need to assert your dominance over the dog. That doesn't mean that you should slap them around or anything. One simple way to show him who is boss is to put a collar and leash on him. When he starts to hump your leg, loudly say "no" and give the leash a sharp jerk.

Another way to do this (disclaimer: which may get you bitten) is to hold him down on his back with your body physically over his (think missionary style sex). Pin him there and make him deal with the fact that you are dominating him.

The latter works best.

just hold him firmly to the ground until he/she stops struggling.

I am not humping my dog. I only do that to my girlfriend.

i wasn't aware i told you to hump your dog.

 

[NuclearNed]

Originally posted by: leon94

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: NuclearNed

Originally posted by: leon94
So i have to hump him back to show who is boss?

You need to assert your dominance over the dog. That doesn't mean that you should slap them around or anything. One simple way to show him who is boss is to put a collar and leash on him. When he starts to hump your leg, loudly say "no" and give the leash a sharp jerk.

Another way to do this (disclaimer: which may get you bitten) is to hold him down on his back with your body physically over his (think missionary style sex). Pin him there and make him deal with the fact that you are dominating him.

The latter works best.

just hold him firmly to the ground until he/she stops struggling.

I am not humping my dog. I only do that to my girlfriend.

I think you have the wrong idea - all you want to do is put him on his back and pin him there so that he can't escape.

 

[her209]

Rd rocket... red rocket...

 

[bigrash]

just let him hump you. it's the most action you're going to get anyways.

 

[leon94]

Originally posted by: bigrash
just let him hump you. it's the most action you're going to get anyways.

Wrong I get plenty of action with my girlfriend every night.

 

[FoBoT]

send the dog to live with a pack of wolves

 

[leon94]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
send the dog to live with a pack of wolves

Then I wouldn't have anything.