I'm in so much trouble now. I was trying to sell my nutsac on Ebay, the reserve price was 2 cents and some guy bought it for $100!
So I'm pretty happy until I have to post it to him and I realise it's attached to me and once packaged, I'll have to sit on top of the package in the post.
So as you can imagine postage was pretty expensive (I weight 335lbs) plus I brought my dog (33lbs) and I got Super Fed Ex 'Next Minute' delivery. All-in-all it cost me was $18,0045.55 with a mail-in rebate.
The journey to the guys house was pretty cool. Doggy and me played some cards, smoked some dope, generally just hung out in the back of the Fed Ex van.
Next thing I know I'm at this guys house and he's like:
"Who the hell are you?"
And I show him my packaged nutsac and tell him I'd forgotten I was still attached to it and he totally freaks out. Says he going to withdraw payment from paypal and also give me a kick in the crapper when he gets a chance. What can I do?
At the moment I'm typing this on my PDA which I brought with me. He's keeping me down a well in his basement and keeps playing music really loudly.
Do you think I have any recourse with Ebay?
So I'm pretty happy until I have to post it to him and I realise it's attached to me and once packaged, I'll have to sit on top of the package in the post.
So as you can imagine postage was pretty expensive (I weight 335lbs) plus I brought my dog (33lbs) and I got Super Fed Ex 'Next Minute' delivery. All-in-all it cost me was $18,0045.55 with a mail-in rebate.
The journey to the guys house was pretty cool. Doggy and me played some cards, smoked some dope, generally just hung out in the back of the Fed Ex van.
Next thing I know I'm at this guys house and he's like:
"Who the hell are you?"
And I show him my packaged nutsac and tell him I'd forgotten I was still attached to it and he totally freaks out. Says he going to withdraw payment from paypal and also give me a kick in the crapper when he gets a chance. What can I do?
At the moment I'm typing this on my PDA which I brought with me. He's keeping me down a well in his basement and keeps playing music really loudly.
Do you think I have any recourse with Ebay?
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