*Hug* OR *Manly handshake* - take your pick

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: Merkon
Is Thumper the nickname you gave your girlfriend? Sounds funny.

Yep, she's Thumper and I'm Grasshopper... Long story...

I recently posted why I call her Thumper, read my other recent topics...

Grasshopper

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: rbloedow
Bah....you scream like a girl too.

Yes, actually I do...

 

[Ryan]

Alright - now I'm 99.9% sure you're a woman stuck in a mans body. I'm going to call you Mrs. Cleaver from now on.

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: grasshopper26

Originally posted by: rbloedow
Bah....you scream like a girl too.

Yes, actually I do...

*throws spider at grasshopper*

SCREAM, BITCH, SCREAM!

er...

 

[Jfur]

*goose*

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: rbloedow
Alright - now I'm 99.9% sure you're a woman stuck in a mans body. I'm going to call you Mrs. Cleaver from now on.

But I like women dammit...

Sigh...

Grasshopper

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: LordMaul

*throws spider at grasshopper*

SCREAM, BITCH, SCREAM!

er...

*steps on spider*

Bugs don't bother me, I just step on them...

I also like snakes, tried to get Thumper to pick up a friends 14ft Python once, she just looked at me and said *no*.

Grasshopper

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: Jfur
*goose*

You've tried this game with me before, it won't work...

*grabs Jfur and gives her a bear hug*

 

[Ryan]

Originally posted by: grasshopper26

Originally posted by: rbloedow Alright - now I'm 99.9% sure you're a woman stuck in a mans body. I'm going to call you Mrs. Cleaver from now on.

But I like women dammit... Sigh... Grasshopper

that's just the .01%

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: grasshopper26

Originally posted by: LordMaul

*throws spider at grasshopper*

SCREAM, BITCH, SCREAM!

er...

*steps on spider*

Bugs don't bother me, I just step on them...

I also like snakes, tried to get Thumper to pick up a friends 14ft Python once, she just looked at me and said *no*.

Grasshopper

Hey, flaming homo crossdressers are supposed to be animal rights activists, too! You should have put that spider outside next to a big pile of bugs for dinner or something! Watch yourself, dude, you're slipping.

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: rbloedow

that's just the .01%

I honestly don't find men apealing at all, I really don't... I still cannot figure out what women see in us.

I also find many of the habbits of women strange... Truth be told, while I do romantic things and I'm a softie, I'm also very much a man. I'm quite able to waste away the day watching TV, leaving the toilot seat up, and leaving my dirty clothes on the floor.

I do have a warm fuzzy side to me, but I'm also dense and boarish as well...

Conflicted, aren't I?

Grasshopper

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: LordMaul

Hey, flaming homo crossdressers are supposed to be animal rights activists, too! You should have put that spider outside next to a big pile of bugs for dinner or something! Watch yourself, dude, you're slipping.

Oh, didn't know that... I never did pay much attention to flaming homo crossdressers...

I can honestly say I've never tried on Thumper's clothes... No interest...

That being said, she often wears my shirts around the house. I think it's sexy...

Grasshopper

 

[Jfur]

Originally posted by: grasshopper26

Originally posted by: Jfur
*goose*

You've tried this game with me before, it won't work...

*grabs Jfur and gives her a bear hug*

I consider unsolicted hugging hostile behavior and respond accordingly



and unpredictably. I might just goose you if you did it in person.

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: Jfur

I consider unsolicted hugging hostile behavior and respond accordingly



and unpredictably. I might just goose you if you did it in person.

You might, huh? You DO know what goosing me means, right?

Of course, in real life, if we didn't know each other well, I wouldn't do that. It would be violating your personal space without permission. Here on the Internet, it is just a virtual hug and is just meant as a friendly gesture...

Grasshopper

 

[Noriaki]

I'll take the handshake

I have no problems hugging my close guy friends, but you and I just aren't that close, no offense I hope

 

[Jfur]

Originally posted by: grasshopper26

Originally posted by: Jfur

I consider unsolicted hugging hostile behavior and respond accordingly



and unpredictably. I might just goose you if you did it in person.

You might, huh? You DO know what goosing me means, right?

Of course, in real life, if we didn't know each other well, I wouldn't do that. It would be violating your personal space without permission. Here on the Internet, it is just a virtual hug and is just meant as a friendly gesture...

Grasshopper

yes, it means ramming your finger up someone's ass -- on the Internet it's meant as a freidnly gesture

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: Jfur

yes, it means ramming your finger up someone's ass -- on the Internet it's meant as a freidnly gesture

Err, no... that isn't right...

If you goose someone, that means you grab or pinch their butt...

At least that is what I always thought...

It is meant as either a positive sexual gesture, or a means of harassment (usually from men to women)

For example, if I put my hand on Thumper's butt and give it a squeeze, that is "goosing her", but in a good way.

If I did it to you, you'd have a case for sexual harassment.

Perhaps there is another meaning I don't know about, but that is how I was taking it...

Grasshopper

 

[Noriaki]

Originally posted by: grasshopper26

Originally posted by: Jfur

yes, it means ramming your finger up someone's ass -- on the Internet it's meant as a freidnly gesture

Err, no... that isn't right...

If you goose someone, that means you grab or pinch their butt...

At least that is what I always thought...

It is meant as either a positive sexual gesture, or a means of harassment (usually from men to women)

For example, if I put my hand on Thumper's butt and give it a squeeze, that is "goosing her", but in a good way.

If I did it to you, you'd have a case for sexual harassment.

Perhaps there is another meaning I don't know about, but that is how I was taking it...

Grasshopper

LMAO! Well then you've got a surprise coming if JFur ever gooses you don't you?

I suppose what you describe could be a "lesser" goosing...but that's definately not how I've heard it described. An ass pinch is an ass pinch.