http://www.bash.org/?777977

[enwar3]

http://www.bash.org/?777977

 

[Ns1]

Couldn't have just pasted it here?

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<Anonymous> Now, I?m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.
<Anonymous> Okay, here?s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit?s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little wise and beautiful woman he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming ?SHIT! SHIT!.? Now, my good friend, Tom we?ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting ?FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN?T GET IT! FUCK!.? By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.
<Anonymous> Here?s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, ?Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I?m? I?m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.?
<Anonymous> And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn?t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the wise and beautiful woman she is.
<Anonymous> I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.

 

[Raduque]

Too bad 99% of everything on bash.org is a fanciful story.

Because that would be so excellent if it really happened.

 

[pontifex]

lol

 

[jdini76]

That post angers me.

 

[Exterous]

funny - although I don't think I've ever been bitten by a child

 

[irishScott]

Owned. :laugh:

 

[nageov3t]

that was pretty funny.

 

[silverpig]

Ouch. That was awesome.

 

[HammerCurl]

Not believable, I'm sure someone would make a point to say and act like that but I have trouble believing some random kid would bite a stranger in their calf, especially the guy who would make that post would be that daft to let him.

 

[Aharami]

awesome!!

 

[RadiclDreamer]

Originally posted by: jdini76
That post angers me.

Then you need thicker skin. Its funny, laugh

 

[Kev]

wow fake quotes telling fake stories are so.... lame

 

[ATLien247]

Where in the world would one encounter a 'biter'? I've never heard of or seen such a thing...

 

[Kadarin]

It if happened in real life, the mother would find something to sue the guy about.

 

[j00fek]

heh

 

[daveymark]

Originally posted by: HammerCurl
Not believable, I'm sure someone would make a point to say and act like that but I have trouble believing some random kid would bite a stranger in their calf, especially the guy who would make that post would be that daft to let him.

agreed. most kids bite ankles, not calves

 

[PepePeru]

funny.

 

[Trey22]

Bite them back. End of story.

 

[mugs]

I don't believe that really happened, but it's a hilarious story.