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Hows this for a present for the girlfriend?

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Its our 4 month anniversary on the 23rd, think she'll like it? :)

EDIT: Got another idea. What if i sent a Music Box (San Francisco Music Company of course) that played 'Its a small world after all' since im so far away right now.... ehhh?
 

hdeck

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aww...how cute, lol

ya, she should like that...unless of course she just buys you something over-the-top and makes the bear look stupid...then you're screwed...
 

SoylentGreen

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If she's anything like chastity from the movie meatballs, be prepared to be replaced.
I think it was that or porkys?
 

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someone gave it 5 stars for educational?!? :confused:
other than that, sure. you might want to have a video camera built in the eye to make sure she isn't cheating on you ;)
 

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That reminded me of the movie "Better off dead".... ha ha

At anyrate... that's a cheap price... I was going to suggest flower to work, cheesecake, and chocolate...which probably cost more...

MY parents always give me stuffed animals all the time... I don't like it... I had to pretend that I'm happy so I don't hurt their feelings.... hmmm maybe I should stop doing that? o:
 

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Originally posted by: Shelly21
That reminded me of the movie "Better off dead".... ha ha

At anyrate... that's a cheap price... I was going to suggest flower to work, cheesecake, and chocolate...which probably cost more...

MY parents always give me stuffed animals all the time... I don't like it... I had to pretend that I'm happy so I don't hurt their feelings.... hmmm maybe I should stop doing that? o:

Well i sent her a HUMONGOUS bouquet of a dozen roses last month to her house so i dont really wanna do that again... Shes not that big of a fan of cheesecake, but chocolate on the other hand....
 

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Originally posted by: Shiva112
thats a pretty big bear....are you compensating for something? ;)

I dunno, i comtemplated that myself. Until my girlfriend came over here and I couldnt fit into a goddamn durex condom (or maybe that just says something about the Europeans) :)
 

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Originally posted by: aphexII
Originally posted by: Shiva112
thats a pretty big bear....are you compensating for something? ;)

I dunno, i comtemplated that myself. Until my girlfriend came over here and couldnt fit into a goddamn durex condom (or maybe that just says something about the Europeans) :)



You're girlfriend couldn't fit into a condom???:confused::Q:confused:
 

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Originally posted by: aphexII
Originally posted by: ElFenix
4 months? how long have you been in europe?

going on 2 months. :(

so what happens when she figures out you spend all your time BSing on a BBS?
 

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Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: aphexII
Originally posted by: ElFenix
4 months? how long have you been in europe?

going on 2 months. :(

so what happens when she figures out you spend all your time BSing on a BBS?

Ive cut back quite considerably :)
 

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Until my girlfriend came over here and couldnt fit into a goddamn durex condom (or maybe that just says something about the Europeans)

Huh? SHE couldn't fit into a condom? Are you saying your girlfriend is a shemale? :Q
 

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Originally posted by: aphexII
Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: aphexII
Originally posted by: ElFenix
4 months? how long have you been in europe?

going on 2 months. :(

so what happens when she figures out you spend all your time BSing on a BBS?

Ive cut back quite considerably :)

thats only because your schedule is such that its not very active for half of the time you're awake... when you get back to gator country you know you'll be posting more often.
 

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Originally posted by: RaySun2Be
Until my girlfriend came over here and couldnt fit into a goddamn durex condom (or maybe that just says something about the Europeans)

Huh? SHE couldn't fit into a condom? Are you saying your girlfriend is a shemale? :Q

:Q!
 

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Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: RaySun2Be
Until my girlfriend came over here and couldnt fit into a goddamn durex condom (or maybe that just says something about the Europeans)

Huh? SHE couldn't fit into a condom? Are you saying your girlfriend is a shemale? :Q

:Q!

oops, edited :D
 

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Originally posted by: aphexII
Originally posted by: Shiva112
thats a pretty big bear....are you compensating for something? ;)

I dunno, i comtemplated that myself. Until my girlfriend came over here and I couldnt fit into a goddamn durex condom (or maybe that just says something about the Europeans) :)

uh huh... sure you couldn't
 

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I'm so clueless about relationships. I had no idea 4 month anniversaries were so significant....just out of curiousity, since the 4th warrants a present...it follows that you got her stuff for every month... well, what I want to know is ... what did you get your parents for their birthday this year... priorities my friend ... its all about priorities...
 

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Originally posted by: JetsFanatic
Don't get started on the month thing.

Maybe six months
then a year
then 2,3,4,5,...etc.....

It will save you time, effort, and $$$$$$$$

:D

Normally i wouldnt, its just that iom 4,000 miles away... I kinda feel like i should do something.
 

Eli

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Originally posted by: aphexII
Originally posted by: JetsFanatic
Don't get started on the month thing.

Maybe six months
then a year
then 2,3,4,5,...etc.....

It will save you time, effort, and $$$$$$$$

:D

Normally i wouldnt, its just that iom 4,000 miles away... I kinda feel like i should do something.

Yes, I agree... I would do something also.

My girl and I will have been together for 11 months on the 21st.

Hard to believe it's been that long.. I'll never look back, though. :)