How would you spell out the sound effects for a fart?

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  1. StormRider

    StormRider Diamond Member

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    Say, you're creating a comic book. With comic books there are sound effects. For example, "Pow" could represent the sound of hitting someone. "Boom" could represent the sound of an explosion. How would you represent the sound of a fart?
     
  2. RadiclDreamer

    RadiclDreamer Diamond Member

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    t00t!!!!!1111one

    Or maybe frrrrrrtttttt
     
  3. Cdubneeddeal

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    I would have a balloon coming from his butt "SBD"
     
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    FFFFAAAAARRRRRRTTTTTTT!
     
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    RRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
     
  6. JohnCU

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    PFFFFFFFFFFFFFTPT

    this could be an epic thread
     
  7. MrPickins

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    One classic way I've seen: "Brrraaapp!"
     
  8. bobross419

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    What I was going to suggest
     
  9. CraKaJaX

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    I just went through and sounded them all out. So far, JohnCU is winning. :laugh:
     
  10. Rubycon

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    RRRRRRRRRRIP.

    Fart is a terrible word to describe the phenomenon. It's fairly anti-onomatopoeic say compared to piss or even belch.
     
  11. nonameo

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    Don't write it out. You know those greeting cards that when you open them, they speak to you? Yeah, do that but with farts.
     
  12. Cattlegod

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    Speak for yourself. My behind has more characters and pronunciation than the chinese language.
     
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    phhhhhffftttttttt
     
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    Fthhwaaaaaawert
     
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    uuuuuunnnnngghh...


    *PLOP!*
     
  20. Rubycon

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    Pics?

    Sounds like a token ring that does IPV6. :p
     
  21. TallBill

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    Definitely some variation of this.
     
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    Squeeeeeeeeeeek-ERT
     
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