I keep up with pretty much all current tech.  PCs, laptops, netbooks, cellphones, home gadgets, home theater, etc.  People I don't know come to me for advice b/c they heard from some friend of a friend that I knew something about thisgadgetthinghere.
 
But then there's this thread.  A thread where some random 100+character thread of nonsense is posted by some dweeb as a challenge.  And of course every freakin' I-do-fluid-dynamics-calculus-equations-for-breakfast-using-only-my-left-big-toe-and-a-small-cinammon-stick comes out of the woodwork with NOT ONLY the correct answer (HOW the hell do you even ascertain that the OP was even a question?!!), but some random, bored, Emo comment like "OH,....I noticed it was like...a semi-demi-quadratic-variable-onTuesday-only-moonphase-equation.....it was simple."
 
 
Know what?  Screw you people!  Seriously!  Just...f'in screw you and your weirdo, plugged in wrong, unbalanced brains. What_the_hell is WRONG with you all that you think that way?  Do you see a Cardinal land on the tree outside your window and wonder if it could fly that way with 43%-(*<<+_>23% of it's wings clipped off?  Yeah, you probably do. Damn freaks. 
 
Stay out of my head, OK?