How would you respond?

[AFB]

It's a nice sunny day. You decide to go stroll down the side walk to go to the park. In your way their, two Middle Eastern men come up and say "Hello sir, how are you today?". You respond and then they start talking about how you have sinned and in order to be saved, you must praise Allah and abandon your sinfull ways.

I don't think me posting this will go over too well considering ~90% of ATOT is an Atheist or Agnostic.

 

[Kalvin00]

I would say "I wish to be left alone. Go sacrafice yourself for Allah."





Just kidding.

 

[Regs]

I would just say im pure and smile while keep walking in the other direction.

In other words, just say something "cute" and give a nice good bye, then keep walking without hurting anybodies feelings.

 

[bandana163]

Say something in a language they don't understand and walk away in a hurry.

Reasoning:
-They are not attractive women
-They obviously want something from me
-They are not deliverymen from UPS/USPS/Fedex
-They are complete strangers

 

[DaveSimmons]

"Thank you but that is not my path."

 

[RossMAN]

I would just say "No thanks, I am not interested".

Then come home and post it on ATOT

Where's my cookie?

 

[AFB]

Originally posted by: RossMAN
I would just say "No thanks, I am not interested".

Then come home and post it on ATOT

Where's my cookie?

:camera:

Too lazy to scroll

 

[sniperruff]

i'll just walk away and say "no thank you"

 

[konakona]

is that what happened to you? i am yet to see or hear about 'muslim evangelists'...

 

[MercenaryForHire]

I'd probably see how they responded to the one word question "Dinosaurs" and then walk away.

- M4H

 

[Yossarian]

I would call homeland security from my cell phone and wait for the FBI so I could laugh at the Middle Easterners.

 

[kyparrish]

i'd say

"OMGHI2U2!!"

OR

"OMAHI2U2!!!" (oh my Allah...)

 

[Brutuskend]

Three words!





PORK CHOP SANDWICHES!

 

[z0mb13]

a simple STFU would suffice

 

[z0mb13]

or scream: PORK, THE OTHER WHITE MEAT!

 

[Ronstang]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
I would call homeland security from my cell phone and wait for the FBI so I could laugh at the Middle Easterners.

Yep, and while waiting I would jump around yelling "come see the terrorists inherent in the system!"

 

[ArmchairAthlete]

Cold shoulder

 

[GroundZero]

introduce myself as SATAN and tell them that they are already on my list and I will be seeing them in HELL shortly.

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

"No thanks" or some variation thereof.

 

[Cerb]

I would say that I seek my own salvation. Whatever God is really there will know more than any of us what to do with me for my deeds in life.

LOL at Vaerilis' reply.

 

[DWW]

nm

 

[DWW]

Originally posted by: VanillaH
is that what happened to you? i am yet to see or hear about 'muslim evangelists'...

That is because they go by another name





J/K

 

[ohtwell]

I smile and say hello to everyone!


: ) Amanda

 

[Schadenfroh]

try to convert them to christianity