How would you prepare for a 5 year prison sentence?

[irishScott]

Step up my Krav Maga training. Figure out what to do when I get there (classes, books, etc).

 

[Colt45]

Go to russia.

 

[Squisher]

Sounds like we are going to have a lot of very buff looking geek bitches that will be the object of some sort of new jail house fetish.


"I gots me da finest buff lookin' bitch and he's learnin' me da internets"

 

[sash1]

i'd tatoo a map of the prison all over my body then start plotting my escape!

 

[Ctrackstar126]

Originally posted by: spaceman
prepare?
by fleeing the country.

This.

 

[RocksteadyDotNet]

Originally posted by: Squisher
Sounds like we are going to have a lot of very buff looking geek bitches that will be the object of some sort of new jail house fetish.


"I gots me da finest buff lookin' bitch and he's learnin' me da internets"

Gold.

 

[CrazyLazy]

I'm surprised how many of you would consider killing yourself/running away over a 5 year sentence. If it was that short I would just buy some soap on a rope and wait it out.

 

[Ctrackstar126]

Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
I'm surprised how many of you would consider killing yourself/running away over a 5 year sentence. If it was that short I would just buy some soap on a rope and wait it out.

and then live your life as an ex convict

 

[ed21x]

take out a 20k loan, move to Fiji, and live the rest of my life in complete comfort with multiple naked fijian women.

 

[ed21x]

actually seriously I know even if I work out all day, I can still be overpowered by multiple guys in prison. I would eat so much that I become a big, fat, disgusting tub of lard, and nobody would want to have buttsechs with me. either that, or it wouldn't be possible because my ass would be too big.

 

[SociallyChallenged]

Krav Maga. All day, every day.