How would you like to fight others to have sex with them?

IVB

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why oh why did i click on that link.

i know what i'll have nightmares about tonight.
 

dighn

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Aug 12, 2001
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I had to read that title like 3 times before I could convince myself it said what it said
 

Green Man

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That would so suck because i KNOW i would always lose.

Damn, now I gotta have babies because I lost the penis swordfight :|
 

mobobuff

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Originally posted by: her209
I thought worms had both sets of sexual reproductive organs.

They do. The story confirms that.

1. Two worms fighting with their penises.
2. The loser gets knocked up and has to have the babies.

Stick and move! STICK AND MOVE!
 

hjo3

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May 22, 2003
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The creatures have both male and female parts and engaged in a sexual practice somewhat like penis fencing.
They say that as if "penis fencing" is a common, routine activity...
 

LikeLinus

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"To reproduce they try to stab each other with their genitals and the first to penetrate inserts sperm and then goes on to spar with another flatworm. The "loser" lays and broods the eggs"

hahah
 

Sphexi

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Just imagine you're a worm. You're minding your own business, chugging along, then BAM. Penis in the ear. Next thing you know you're spouting out a bunch of eggs.