How would you invest $10?

[randay]

1 gallon of milk

 

[roid450]

carls Jr. 8 chicken sandwhiches

 

[irishScott]

Just buy ATOT already.

 

[OogyWaWa]

beer, condoms

 

[Locut0s]

A meal.

 

[dighn]

invest in your body, buy some protein

 

[QueBert]

1. go to casino
2. find Roulette table
3. bet $10 on black
4. walk away with $20

Always bet on the black

if you feel lucky repeat steps 1-4 a 2nd time and leave with $40. I wouldn't push your luck though, betting on black only works once for sure, after that there's no guarantee

 

[Eomer of Aldburg]

Teriyaki (lots of protein and healthy) or using that money towards some Weight lifting supplements. Investing in one's self is always good at least for athletes..

 

[Epic Fail]

on red.

 

[Zebo]

You have a relative that just died in Nigeria and would like transfer millions of dollars into your account. First we need to verify that it is your account so please send $10 to rounting #%$$#@^

 

[CallMeJoe]

Four shares of General Motors (seriously).

 

[JulesMaximus]

Double double with grilled onions.

 

[ObiDon]

Originally posted by: QueBert
Always bet on the black

Originally posted by: Epic Fail
on red.

suckers! i'd bet it on green!

 

[Crono]

Set a trap with a $10 bill. You can trap hundreds of people by reusing the bill. Then, sell the people into slavery in some eastern European country for profit.
If some guy with a Irish accent calls you, just hang up. Don't worry about him, it's just some scam.

 

[PepePeru]

Horse racing starts on Sat. at a local track.
I'd invest 10.00 there.

 

[DrawninwarD]

Originally posted by: lifeobry
Team Fortress 2

I bought it THREE days ago for $20. -_-;

 

[cheezy321]

Originally posted by: Farang
I have some good opportunities.. looking at about 8% return with high liquidity over the next few month. shoot me a pm

Dear Sir,

REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

First, I must solicit your strictest confidence in this transaction. This is by virtue of its nature as being utterly confidential and 'top secret'. You have been recommended by an associate who assured me in confidence of your ability and reliability to prosecute a transaction of great magnitude involving a pending business transaction requiring maximum confidence. We are top officials of the Federal Government Contract Review Panel who are interested in importation of goods into our country with funds which are presently trapped in Nigeria. In order to commence this business we solicit your assistance to enable us transfer into your account the said trapped funds.

 

[SSSnail]

Originally posted by: ObiDon

Originally posted by: QueBert
Always bet on the black

Originally posted by: Epic Fail
on red.

suckers! i'd bet it on green!

I saw a drunk guy walked up to a table, put a $25 chip on single number and won.

 

[GoodRevrnd]

Once again, the sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!

 

[Jeff7]

How does I invested money?

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

It's a bit more than $10, but I bought 10 second-hand DVD movies for 10 Euros yesterday.

 

[goog40]

Buy 23 Forever stamps before May 11.

 

[Joemonkey]

somethingawful forum account

 

[olds]

A 2 day parody, not bad.

 

[Bignate603]

I'd buy a ton of shares of auto stocks.