How would you dispose of a body?

[aircooled]

hypothetically speaking...

 

[jsbush]

I wouldn't.

I would plan the murder to a T and leave the body right were I killed it so everyone could find it. But not the killer .

 

[azncoffeeboi]

heavy rocks connected to the body dropped into the middle of the pacific

 

[Zim Hosein]

How would you dispose of a body?

WTF!?!

 

[ThePresence]

Okay, what did you do?

 

[bockchow]

burn/grind/flush

 

[CanOWorms]

eat it - for breakfast, brunch, lunch, linner, dinner, dinfast!

 

[badmouse]

Hmmmm, interesting thread. Is there something you'd like to tell us?

 

[YetioDoom]

Eat it - That's the perfect crime.

 

[Arkitech]

acid

its the only way to go

either that or a swamp in Florida

 

[KK]

I'd dismember the body into 50 pieces and then put one piece in each state.

KK

 

[NTB]

Originally posted by: aircooled
hypothetically speaking...

What are you trying to do, bump off the competition? Other people are allowed to have cats, you know. Even ones that pose for pictures, like yours

Nate

 

[iamme]

pigs.

 

[Skiguy411]

Originally posted by: KK
I'd dismember the body into 50 pieces and then put one piece in each state.

KK

Ooo very creative!

 

[Linflas]

Just watch The Sopranos. They show all sorts of ways to take care of these kinds of problems.:shocked:

 

[imported_KirbsAw]

Originally posted by: ThePresence
Okay, what did you do?

haha, thats what I was thinking.

 

[brunswickite]

he probably posted a thread titled "AHHH, I accidently killed someone!" on another forum

 

[Rainsford]

First I would post about it on ATOT...

 

[Squisher]

Pigs, feed it to the pigs.

Too many Guy Richie movies.

 

[MBony]

Sink'em, but no lake, I'm talkin ocean, miles out. They don't look pass 1 mile from shore. 2 weeks is all it takes for decomposition. Don't use cement, use sand. Cement only works in the movies.

 

[aircooled]

Originally posted by: KirbsAw

Originally posted by: ThePresence
Okay, what did you do?

Burn it and bury the charred remains in very fertile soil for quick decomposition. But I haven't really thought about it... :Q

 

[Arkitech]

chop off the head, hands and feet and leave it in front of your local police station

 

[Compton]

Just make sure you pull out all the teeth. If they do find it, they'll have a harder time identifying the body.

 

[Kalvin00]

Leave it in an isolated mountain region.

 

[aircooled]

Originally posted by: Compton
Just make sure you pull out all the teeth. If they do find it, they'll have a harder time identifying the body.

great tip, looking for pliers now.....