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MYTH!
Unhealthy foods give you a "beer belly," not beer for god's sake. Beer has no fat whatsoever, and it has very few carbohyrdrates. It's just a bunch of empty calories. If you ate a healthy diet but had beer, you wouldn't get a "beer belly." People make it sound like beer is the sole cause....no you numbnuts! It's the potato chips that you have with your beer!
and alchohol in moderation can improve mental clarity since it targets dying brain cells. When you wake up and don't remember anything, then you know you drank more than moderately cause it screwed up something that you needed. hehe
(btw, I am always trying to justify my alcohol escapades, but i know the beer belly stuff i mentioned is 100% true)