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How to tell if you are living up to being a Ferengi, as RossMAN and PAB teach...
#1. You look for change in other people's couches.
#2. You run your paper plates through the dishwasher.
#3. You have 80 boxes of paperclips on your desk because you needed 49 cents to get over the coupon minimum.
#4. You have your own Dell Rep.
#5. You haggle at the dollar store.
#6. You get Dell to give you not one, but 2 free laptops.
#7. You then proceed to order 100 18" LCD's at $200 below Dell's cost.
#8. You think penny candy is way to expensive.
#9. You go to buy some orange juice that is on sale for two for $5. They each ring up $3.67. You protest for 5 minutes, bring manager to the sign that says two for $5. Then get the manager to give you one free, and pay only $2.50 for the other one. Saving you $4.84 on a $2.50 purchase.
#10. The last thing you bought for retail was a 5 piece pack of gum. In 1982. For a nickel.
#1. You look for change in other people's couches.
#2. You run your paper plates through the dishwasher.
#3. You have 80 boxes of paperclips on your desk because you needed 49 cents to get over the coupon minimum.
#4. You have your own Dell Rep.
#5. You haggle at the dollar store.
#6. You get Dell to give you not one, but 2 free laptops.
#7. You then proceed to order 100 18" LCD's at $200 below Dell's cost.
#8. You think penny candy is way to expensive.
#9. You go to buy some orange juice that is on sale for two for $5. They each ring up $3.67. You protest for 5 minutes, bring manager to the sign that says two for $5. Then get the manager to give you one free, and pay only $2.50 for the other one. Saving you $4.84 on a $2.50 purchase.
#10. The last thing you bought for retail was a 5 piece pack of gum. In 1982. For a nickel.
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