How to tell a girl she has naturally bad breath?

[ggavinmoss]

Make her chew fennel seeds.

-geoff

 

[PanzerIV]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Mine smells like a landfill, half of which is made up from decaying bodies (diseased bodies).

LMAO. Skoorb, you gave me quite the chuckle with that line.

 

[bleeb]

If she is a good friend or your lover:

"Look baby, I'm going to be totally honest with you because I care for you deeply. I have genital herpes....

hahah just kidding but I want to say that I think you have bad breath."

The shock from hearing that you have genital herpes will reduce whatever friction there is from telling her that she has bad breath.

Good Luck Playa.

 

[Izzo]

Originally posted by: SubZero
or ask who farted when she speaks ...

LOL!:beer:

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: bleeb
If she is a good friend or your lover:

"Look baby, I'm going to be totally honest with you because I care for you deeply. I have genital herpes....

hahah just kidding but I want to say that I think you have bad breath."

The shock from hearing that you have genital herpes will reduce whatever friction there is from telling her that she has bad breath.

Good Luck Playa.

Sounds like a good way to get shot.

 

[Ausm]

Sounds like my oldman his breathe would gag a maggot.


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[Sid59]

spray binaca in your nose in front of the girl.

that should give her a hint.