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How to sweeten up coffee?

Juice Box

Diamond Member
There's a Starbucks Espresso machine upstairs and work and I decided to get some coffee.....but being espreso, was bitter as Fvck. Can't figure out how to liven it up a bit :-/ Any ideas?
 
Originally posted by: Juice Box
Originally posted by: bonkers325
flavored creamers do the trick for me

could try that I suppose...i put some milk in and that only made it cold 🙁...go figure 😛

the cafeteria at my workplace brews starbucks coffee. they also have syrups to flavor it with - i usually mix up 3 shots of caramel with 1 shot of chocolate. mmmm.
 
Originally posted by: bonkers325
Originally posted by: Juice Box
Originally posted by: bonkers325
flavored creamers do the trick for me

could try that I suppose...i put some milk in and that only made it cold 🙁...go figure 😛

the cafeteria at my workplace brews starbucks coffee. they also have syrups to flavor it with - i usually mix up 3 shots of caramel with 1 shot of chocolate. mmmm.

we have hershey's 😛 That's about it....but it is sbucks espresso I believe
 
Originally posted by: Juice Box
Originally posted by: bonkers325
Originally posted by: Juice Box
Originally posted by: bonkers325
flavored creamers do the trick for me

could try that I suppose...i put some milk in and that only made it cold 🙁...go figure 😛

the cafeteria at my workplace brews starbucks coffee. they also have syrups to flavor it with - i usually mix up 3 shots of caramel with 1 shot of chocolate. mmmm.

we have hershey's 😛 That's about it....but it is sbucks espresso I believe

i use to mix in coffee w/ chocolate milk to make a bootleg frappucino type of drink. pretty good but it always gave me bad gas 😱😕
 
Originally posted by: bonkers325
Originally posted by: Juice Box
Originally posted by: bonkers325
Originally posted by: Juice Box
Originally posted by: bonkers325
flavored creamers do the trick for me

could try that I suppose...i put some milk in and that only made it cold 🙁...go figure 😛

the cafeteria at my workplace brews starbucks coffee. they also have syrups to flavor it with - i usually mix up 3 shots of caramel with 1 shot of chocolate. mmmm.

we have hershey's 😛 That's about it....but it is sbucks espresso I believe

i use to mix in coffee w/ chocolate milk to make a bootleg frappucino type of drink. pretty good but it always gave me bad gas 😱😕

heh...maybe I should give the milk steaming wand a whirl 😛 make some REAL coffee 😛
 
You probably didn't pour the shots right, should take 18-23 seconds to pour. It will be either really bitter or really weak otherwise.

If it's an automatic one, the best way to sweeten it is with cane sugar crystals, like 'sugar in the raw'

😎
 
Originally posted by: iroast
add sugar to milk, steam it and then add espresso.

haha yeah...I was gonna try that. Dont want to make a mess with the steamer though 😛 I could only imagine that....
 
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
You probably didn't pour the shots right, should take 18-23 seconds to pour. It will be either really bitter or really weak otherwise.

If it's an automatic one, the best way to sweeten it is with cane sugar crystals, like 'sugar in the raw'

😎

its an automatic one....the people here are too lazy/"better than that" to make their own shots 😛
 
Originally posted by: Juice Box
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
You probably didn't pour the shots right, should take 18-23 seconds to pour. It will be either really bitter or really weak otherwise.

If it's an automatic one, the best way to sweeten it is with cane sugar crystals, like 'sugar in the raw'

😎

its an automatic one....the people here are too lazy/"better than that" to make their own shots 😛

bring a thermos and steal some espresso and resell it on the streets FOR THE WIN
 
Originally posted by: Juice Box
There's a Starbucks Espresso machine upstairs and work and I decided to get some coffee.....but being espreso, was bitter as Fvck. Can't figure out how to liven it up a bit :-/ Any ideas?


There is a distillate of sugar that has been added to strong coffee brews for centuries. It does not automatically make the espresso sweeter. It does add a little kick. Mix half and half the espresso and sugar distillate for maximum enjoyment.
 
Originally posted by: Juice Box
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
You probably didn't pour the shots right, should take 18-23 seconds to pour. It will be either really bitter or really weak otherwise.

If it's an automatic one, the best way to sweeten it is with cane sugar crystals, like 'sugar in the raw'

😎

its an automatic one....the people here are too lazy/"better than that" to make their own shots 😛


Weak.. can you adjust the pour time? Curious as to how long it takes.

Is there a crema (white head) on top of the espresso shot when it's done or is it all black?
 
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Originally posted by: Juice Box
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
You probably didn't pour the shots right, should take 18-23 seconds to pour. It will be either really bitter or really weak otherwise.

If it's an automatic one, the best way to sweeten it is with cane sugar crystals, like 'sugar in the raw'

😎

its an automatic one....the people here are too lazy/"better than that" to make their own shots 😛


Weak.. can you adjust the pour time? Curious as to how long it takes.

Is there a crema (white head) on top of the espresso shot when it's done or is it all black?

takes about 30 seconds total, and yeah there is a decent white head on the top.
 
Originally posted by: Juice Box
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Originally posted by: Juice Box
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
You probably didn't pour the shots right, should take 18-23 seconds to pour. It will be either really bitter or really weak otherwise.

If it's an automatic one, the best way to sweeten it is with cane sugar crystals, like 'sugar in the raw'

😎

its an automatic one....the people here are too lazy/"better than that" to make their own shots 😛


Weak.. can you adjust the pour time? Curious as to how long it takes.

Is there a crema (white head) on top of the espresso shot when it's done or is it all black?

takes about 30 seconds total, and yeah there is a decent white head on the top.

30 seconds of actual liquid coming out or just for the process to complete?


If it's 30 then no wonder it tastes horrible, yuck.

Is the body of the shot like a warm caramel/brown color or like black?
 
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Originally posted by: Juice Box
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Originally posted by: Juice Box
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
You probably didn't pour the shots right, should take 18-23 seconds to pour. It will be either really bitter or really weak otherwise.

If it's an automatic one, the best way to sweeten it is with cane sugar crystals, like 'sugar in the raw'

😎

its an automatic one....the people here are too lazy/"better than that" to make their own shots 😛


Weak.. can you adjust the pour time? Curious as to how long it takes.

Is there a crema (white head) on top of the espresso shot when it's done or is it all black?

takes about 30 seconds total, and yeah there is a decent white head on the top.

30 seconds of actual liquid coming out or just for the process to complete?


If it's 30 then no wonder it tastes horrible, yuck.

Is the body of the shot like a warm caramel/brown color or like black?

it starts and stops...30 of actual liquid...about a minute total...and its more of a warm color rather than black
 
Buy a hershey's chocolate bar and stir in one piece of chocolate, taste, add more to taste.

Or

Don't drink the nasty ass machine crap! 😉



edited for spelling.......
 
..it's an aquired taste but black/no sugar is the way to go. I prefer black drip coffee no sugar..expresso makes me hear voices in empty rooms.
 
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