How to sweep a girl off her feet

[gnomepunk]

http://wiki.ehow.com/Sweep-a-Girl-off-Her-Feet

lmao - digital self-help

 

[nakedfrog]

Just get a really big broom.

 

[Papagayo]

Use a gas power Blower..

 

[ondarkness]

cliffs??

 

[DaFinn]

After studying 7 years of martial arts, I'm getting quite good at it...

 

[leftyman]

seems to me but girls and women nowadays seem to be really into material things...cars, money, clothes..is it really possible to romance them anymore, without these things?

 

[NiKeFiDO]

boo this thread!

 

[Ausm]

I wouldn't waste my time unless she could suck start a leaf blower 😉


Ausm

 

[LeiZaK]

Originally posted by: Ausm
I wouldn't waste my time unless she could suck start a leaf blower 😉


Ausm

SUCK START FTW!

 

[sonz70]

Tackle her

 

[Sheepathon]

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ - little else is required.

 

[Baked]

Wipe it out.

 

[EatSpam]

Originally posted by: leftyman
seems to me but girls and women nowadays seem to be really into material things...cars, money, clothes..is it really possible to romance them anymore, without these things?

Yes. You just have to move out of the big city, away from gold diggers.

 

[sonz70]

Originally posted by: EatSpam

Originally posted by: leftyman
seems to me but girls and women nowadays seem to be really into material things...cars, money, clothes..is it really possible to romance them anymore, without these things?

Yes. You just have to move out of the big city, away from gold diggers.

FTW 🙂

or order one in from Russia

 

[Udel]

It's actually decent advice. Chicks love a confident man.

 

[Medicine Bear]

Step 1: Stop posting here

 

[mrrman]

amusing read

 

[radioouman]

Originally posted by: Baked
Wipe it out.

Wipe it baby...

You mean whip it out?

 

[effee]

you are a good man OP

 

[Anubis]

someone else uses http://www.google.com/ig as their homepage i see

 

[Stretchman]

Actually those tips weren't too bad. Non-committal perhaps, but they save you from losing face.

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: sonz70
Tackle her

 

[jjzelinski]

A good kick to the back of her knees should do the trick.

 

[lozina]

"Hi, I don't mean to make you feel weird or anything, but you've just got the prettiest camel toe I've ever seen."

"Hey, I'm sorry to bother you, but I just wanted to let you know that I've never seen a girl with a tramp stamp quite like yours."

"Excuse me, but I can't walk out of here without telling you that you have an amazing rack."

Didn't work for me ...

 

[MaxDepth]

Originally posted by: Ausm
I wouldn't waste my time unless she could suck start a leaf blower 😉


Ausm

Gosh, I must be old or poor growing up. We used to say that we always liked a girl who could suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch.