How to start drinking?

[njswift10141980]

get married

 

[Dr. Zaus]

get married

OP is married with 2.8 kids.

Good advice. I like Rum or Cognac. In addition to being great to add to whatever you're already drinking, they are both handy to have around when cooking.

I think we're getting somewhere on this; orange juce or soda...

I like Dr. Pepper and V8.

I've had rum but how do bourbon and Cognac differ?

 

[BladeVenom]

I've had rum but how do bourbon and Cognac differ?

Bourbon is a specific type of whiskey from Kentucky. Cognac is a type of brandy from the Cognac region of France. So they are completely different types of liquor. Whiskey is made from grains, while brandy is made from grapes.

Both are popular, but I just usually prefer brandy over whiskey.

 

[brblx]

if you have to ask how to start drinking, your life is not nearly shitty enough to bother. there's only one way for you to drink- immediately and heavily. either you reject it for life or you get the addiction equivalent of herpes.

the latter is to be avoided. there are a lot of people in programs and/or killing themselves with a substance who had pretty decent lives before they started using it.

save alcoholism for when life has really fisted you in the ass and left you in an alley to die of rectal trauma.

 

[WelshBloke]

if you have to ask how to start drinking, your life is not nearly shitty enough to bother. there's only one way for you to drink- immediately and heavily. either you reject it for life or you get the addiction equivalent of herpes.

the latter is to be avoided. there are a lot of people in programs and/or killing themselves with a substance who had pretty decent lives before they started using it.

save alcoholism for when life has really fisted you in the ass and left you in an alley to die of rectal trauma.

You really don't have to drink just to get drunk.

 

[Dumac]

Pour vodka into your anus for quicker absorption.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Go straight to the hard stuff, then work your way down.

Or do I have that backwards?

 

[Binarycow]

Open mouth
pour in
Swallow
It's as easy as falling off a log.

that's what I've been telling her, if you know what I mean :sneaky:

 

[Binarycow]

Umm... I didn't say anything about sex or jerking off. Not sure where you got that from. I said exercise... or maybe a massage. And by massage I meant the $65/hr kind where they bring the table to your house and only one of you takes your clothes off.

Relax...

most of my happy endings happen when I'm only the one of the two with clothes off, so what's your pt? :sneaky: BTW, always pick Korean over Thai. Korean know what they're doing.