How To Sell One Computer for $15 Million

[sourceninja]

I think I'm going to do this with cars. This is a great idea! 200 bucks a month for a year, then I'll give you the keys to your 'new to you' '96 ford tempo.

 

[Red Dawn]

Well traditionally conservatards were essentially libertards, but have diverged in the past few decades due to pressure from religitards.

This coming from a dyed in the wool fscktard

 

[RESmonkey]

how horrible.

 

[sdifox]

So, these people stole the idea from Douglas Adams, who proposed a Hitchhiker's Guide MK II. It had no filters. Since it has no filters, it perceives everything and is thus perceived everywhere/everywhen. So they built one guide and sold it to everyone.

 

[techs]

It's time we got out of the business of protecting evil consumers from the honest, well meaning corporations....


wait, wat?

 

[SKORPI0]

Reminds me of that guy who was selling computers/notebooks with processors that where faster than what Intel had, killer graphics cards that did not exists, etc. Claimed impossible benchmarks. IIRC nobody even received any of the systems/notebook they ordered. I wonder what happened to him. D:

 

[SSSnail]

These guys figured if Wall Street can do it, so can they.

 

[waggy]

i thought it was a scam. but i expected they would charge you 3k for a $500 computer. since they arent' even shipping computers out they should get nailed hard.

 

[sandorski]

Reminds me of that guy who was selling computers/notebooks with processors that where faster than what Intel had, killer graphics cards that did not exists, etc. Claimed impossible benchmarks. IIRC nobody even received any of the systems/notebook they ordered. I wonder what happened to him. D:

Ah yes, can't remember the name to find the website.

 

[Corporate Thug]

Wow... that /libertard sure hit quite a few nerves and totally derailed this thread.

sums it up nicely.