How to rapture-proof your house?

[HeXen]

attach a bunch of hot air balloons to your house and sail so high you can barely breath. unless it rains down fire, then your screwed.

 

[halik]

I was caught unawares the last time it happened, but not this time. I've got 3 days' time to prepare for the rapture. Any suggestions on how to prepare for the coming of zombie Christ (possibly riding a raptor)? Flamethrowers? Spikes? A tub of spaghetti?

All opinions will be listened to and evaluated accordingly. How are you guys preparing for the upcoming rapturrin'?

Better get the dog rapture insurance
http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/

 

[Modelworks]

Aluminum foil , you wrap your house in it, your body, your children and pets too ! it also keeps out the government mind control waves that might try to stop you from preparing !