How to prank a telemarketer

[ValkyrieofHouston]

Audio and Video

Turn up the volume on your speakers, this is funny!

 

[sswingle]

Marked

 

[Kelnoen]

Nice!!!

 

[Gibsons]

Not bad

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Telemarketers? I just use Ezekiel (25:17) or the "Voila! In View a humble Vaudevillian Veteran cast Vicariously..." speech.

Works great!

 

[Sc4freak]

Haha, great!

 

[Spacehead]

Anyone want to post a transcript for those of us that don't want to wait 4 hours for the thing to load?


Airhorn>* anyway

 

[Jeeebus]

Do Not Call Registry FTW!!!

No, this is how you "pwn" a telemarketer.

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: ScottSwingleComputers
Marked

 

[ValkyrieofHouston]

I was laughing so hard when I was listening to this, cause the guy sounds just like some authoritative cop! lol
TFF...!

 

[Kelnoen]

No idea how he does that without laughing

 

[jadinolf]

Good one. Passed it on.

 

[PurdueRy]

Originally posted by: Jeeebus

https://www.donotcall.gov/default.aspx">Do Not Call Registry FTW!!!</a>

No, this is how you "pwn" a telemarketer.

YSAL FTL!!!!

 

[daweeze02]

marked for later

 

[funboy6942]

Bob and Tom is one of the funniest radio show on the planet and this is just funny as hell. I love to do the same.
Thanks op for giving me some funny stuff to listen to!

 

[Fritzo]

This has been reposted 1000 times in one form or another, but it is really good. That comedian has a few other calls. He had one where he called a car dealer and insisted on being called "El Conquistidor", and another one where a carpet cleaning service called him, and he kept trying to find ways to get blood off the carpet and curtains. He was supposed to be on Bob and Tom today in fact.

 

[Krazy4Real]

HAHAHA!!! That was great!

 

[frankgomez75]

Oh man, that had my whole office cracking up! Good job OP

 

[TheAdvocate]

Glad I marked this. Hilarious!

 

[Dacalo]

Marky

 

[HN]

some counter-telemarketer measures:

http://www.xs4all.nl/~egbg/counterscript.html

 

[KarenMarie]

http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...atid=38&threadid=1943531&enterthread=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...atid=38&threadid=1947169&enterthread=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...atid=38&threadid=1946490&enterthread=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...atid=38&threadid=1943518&enterthread=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...atid=38&threadid=1943905&enterthread=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...atid=38&threadid=1942857&enterthread=y

 

[pkme2]

I believe that all things have a way of coming around, but that telemarketer will never forget that phone call.
I won't, for sure.

 

[akshatp]

Originally posted by: KarenMarie
http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...atid=38&threadid=1943531&enterthread=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...atid=38&threadid=1947169&enterthread=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...atid=38&threadid=1946490&enterthread=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...atid=38&threadid=1943518&enterthread=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...atid=38&threadid=1943905&enterthread=y
http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...atid=38&threadid=1942857&enterthread=y

I am guessing this is a repost?

 

[Duddy]

That's some of the funniest Paul R Nelsons I have seen in a good while.