How to poop at work

[ppdes]

Wow, I just fart in my cubicle where everyone can hear it. Whoever wrote this is even scared to fart in the bathroom...

 

[paulxcook]

Turd Burglar and Uncle Ted were the two best ones. Thanks for posting that.

 

[MrDudeMan]

What is wrong with you people? Just crap at work. It's not a big deal. This list was absolutely hilarious though :laugh:

 

[nutxo]

PFFFT. I take pride in making my coworkers gag.

One time I even plugged the toilet in the mens rest room . I worked in a 3 man shop one person was female the other was the owner... That was a riot.

 

[JulesMaximus]

This is as old as teh intarweb itself.

Oh, and for the record, everyone poops. There's no need to feel ashamed about it, or to try and hold it until you get home. If you gotta go, you gotta go. Really, everyone understands this.

 

[thomsbrain]

on the first floor, in another department, deep at the end of a maze of hallways, in the farther corner of the building, lies my coveted single-toilet men's room. there i achieve tranquil peace.

ok, in all honesty, i just use whatever bathroom is closest, but that particular bathroom is a gem.

 

[bignateyk]

I take a ****** at work every day around 9 after I finish my first cup of coffee. Once you do it enough, its not uncomfortable anymore. I make as much noise as I feel necessary to get the job done.

 

[Spoooon]

I work for a community mental health organization. I haven't pooped at work since we opened up the employee restroom to the public (homeless, mentally ill, and other sorts). It's been about 8 months now.

 

[gamepad]

Pretty funny read, but are people actually ashamed of pooping at work, or farting while at the urinal?

 

[kranky]

Originally posted by: gamepad
Pretty funny read, but are people actually ashamed of pooping at work, or farting while at the urinal?

I think there are a lot of people who are, let's say, intimidated about #2 at work, and the rest don't care.

I'm not the most perceptive person when it comes to catching on to what people do, but after seven years of working around the same people, I have noticed that there are some people who will not poop in their "regular" restroom. We have three bathrooms on each floor, and they will go down the hall to one farther away. I can only guess they are embarrassed that someone might either recognize their shoes while they are in the stall, or that someone might actually see them leaving the stall.

Really, who cares that someone might actually poop?

 

[JD50]

HAHA, awesome thread.

 

[zylander]

That made me want to take a poop, brb.

 

[Jules]

funny stuff

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

*shudder* Public toilets...

Is there anything more disconcerting than a warm public toilet seat?

 

[paulxcook]

I wonder what people are afraid of, exactly. Do they expect a receiving line of hecklers when they come out? "Ha ha!! You pooped! You freak! Pooper freak!!" I've felt that way in the past, when I was still new to the whole corporate, adult atmosphere, but now I just take a book or newspaper in and get it done. No cell phone talking, though, that's just weird.

 

[Sentinel]

Put TP down first. Some of those things seem like they are better fitting towards women. Who cares if someone breaks wind when they are taking a leak?

 

[d3n]

I do most of those. However, I don't see the shame of pulling an Escapee. Hey, It happens.

As an aside, I recall a thread about someones coworker that hung strips of TP over the cracks in the door. That one defies all classification.