How to poop at work.

[Ninjja]

Originally posted by: Mookow
There are few feelings better than taking a dump and getting paid for it. It's not the top of the list... but it sure isnt at the bottom, either.

hahahaha

 

[warcrow]

How is this a "survival guide"? Isnt it more of just a classification guide? 😛

 

[Splork]

Originally posted by: Borracho
On a good day I usally poop 3 or 4 times at work 🙂

What are you eating? Remind me not to eat it!!

-sp

 

[CPA]

Of course, I posted this same thing 5 DAYS AGO! And the only response I got was from M4H - just to tell me it was a Repost of a repost of a respost.

 

[BillGates]

This is great!

 

[Adul]

Originally posted by: CPA
Of course, I posted this same thing 5 DAYS AGO! And the only response I got was from M4H - just to tell me it was a Repost of a repost of a respost.

ouch :x

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: Splork

Originally posted by: Borracho On a good day I usally poop 3 or 4 times at work 🙂

What are you eating? Remind me not to eat it!! -sp

Borracho is healthier than the rest of us!

 

[Crappopotamus]

haha thats great. at my school, everyone knows the safe havens. its the worst when you go to each safe washroom, only to see someone else sitting in one of the two stalls 🙁 one time i went to all 3 safe havens and i ended up having to use an adjacent stall. no fun.

 

[cerebusPu]

the bathrooms are locked in my office building. no safe havens!!!

i like hte handicap bathroom though. its nice and spacy and luxurious.

 

[ShOcKwAvE827]

luxurious>#!??.... lol wtf they got a guy in there to wipe your @ss?

 

[Crappopotamus]

Originally posted by: cerebusPu
the bathrooms are locked in my office building. no safe havens!!!

i like hte handicap bathroom though. its nice and spacy and luxurious.

those handicapped people live large eh? close, wide parking spaces... spacey luxurious crappers... lucky them 😉

 

[MercenaryForHire]

WTF, stop reposting this god damned thread! All of you! Die! DIE! :|

- M4H

 

[Linux23]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
WTF, stop reposting this god damned thread! All of you! Die! DIE! :|

- M4H

:heart:

:beer:

 

[SmoochyTX]

Johnny Poopoopants strikes again! 😀

 

[FrancesBeansRevenge]

When I poop at work I leave the door open, loudly announce each salvo, and try to make enough noise to scare the dog.

Then again I work from home.

 

[thawolfman]

😀

 

[zephyrprime]

When I used to work at an office and had to go, I went to the 9th floor which had only a few tenants and did my business there.

 

I used to love duking at work.

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: FreshPrince
I know a guy who will not poop at work, he also lives 2 minutes from the office so he takes long lunches to poop at home 😀

I don't care, although, I do squat, nuttin like sitting on some nasty public seat :disgust:

Also, some people actually squat on the seat...which is very unusual, but again, it beats sitting on the nasty seat 😀

Combine that with diarrhea...... not good.

 

[MillionaireNextDoor]

Now I know the terminology.

Heh.

-MiND

 

[Orsorum]

HAVANAOMELETTE - 🙁

My trademark. Damn genetics.

 

[nageov3t]

there are only 5 people on my floor most nights (me + the other overnight DC guy, two security guards, and a Qwest guy working in the NOC). I can't say that I've ever been in the bathroom with someone else.

 

[Confused]

Nice 😉

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