How to plot revenge

[MAME]

you better edit that last post before someone kills you for making the scroll bar on the bottom appear

 

[JoeKing]

seriously, Im at 1600x1200 and it barely makes the bar appear. Bad you bad bad bad

 

[MAME]

1600x1200 here too

 

[OulOat]

Originally posted by: Utterman
Just edit his host file to have popular sites he commonly goes to foward to porn sites

Yes, this is the best idea. If he doesn't have a good Windows knowledge, he would not know about the HOSTS file.

 

[Ticks]

Screen shot his desktop. Save it as jpg. Change background to Screen Shot. Erase all icons, or just erase certain ones that they use a lot. Its pretty funny.

 

[sharkeeper]

Log on as admin and right click systemroot\system32\drivers folder. Highlight security and remove everything from there. Click apply.

NOTE: NTFS on boot volume required for this (which it should always be!)

If that fails, there's always other things to do such as limiting max memory to 128MB in boot.ini file. 64MB if 2000. Makes machine a real crawler. You can go into BIOS and disable L1 cache to really make it slow down.

If you really get mad you can urinate in the soap dispenser!

Cheers!

 

[DanTMWTMP]

Originally posted by: MAME

Originally posted by: SackOfAllTrades
does it have to be computer related?

why don't you just masturbate into his bottle of shampoo? That's a secret victory.

It's not a secret when you tell him...muahahah

that's utterly vile....but...i like it!!!


LOL

well, just tape the ocasion, encode it in divx...put the video on his desktop and leave it there until he notices the video and clicks on it wondering what the heck it is that me might have downloaded...

 

[imported_Strang]

Originally posted by: flexy
sign him up under a really stupid fake name at publisher's clearinghouse (www.pch.com) for all the sweepstakes. Use his email.
warning: this is maybe nastier than intended..basically renders an email useless because it will litteraly choke on all the spam and it cannot be reversed

That sounds like it's one step nicer than filling out 50 magazine subscription ads with "bill me later" selected

 

[gregshin]

revenge is a dish best served COLD! - klingon proverb