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How to plot revenge

Dudd

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So, my background was changed today to a huge, naked woman (we're talking 3 bills here). Now, I know exactly who did it, and he's done this before (well, last time it was gay men, but you get the idea). I haven't really gotten him back with anything yet, so now that I will, I need to make it good. Now, my idea was to set his homepage to a certain citrus fruit party website, but doing this once just seems like a weak move. I mean, I've sat back and took it a few times, so I need to really up the ante. So, like spyware, I'm thinking that a good retaliation would be to install a small program that automatically changes his startup page everytime he logs on. I figure I'd let this keep happening for a couple of days before I'd clue him. Unfortunately, I'm not sure how I'd go about doing this. Now, I know ATOTers are interested in both revenge and computers, so I'd think that at least one of you would know how I'd go about this. Let the fun begin.
 
Originally posted by: SackOfAllTrades
does it have to be computer related?

why don't you just masturbate into his bottle of shampoo? That's a secret victory.

That's just wrong. This is all in good fun.
 
Originally posted by: Dudd
Originally posted by: SackOfAllTrades
does it have to be computer related?

why don't you just masturbate into his bottle of shampoo? That's a secret victory.

That's just wrong. This is all in good fun.

Ain't nothin wrong with it! You want a decisive victory, there it is. All in fun too, though hugely one-sided.
 
do you have a background in programming?

Create an application that plays a LOUD sound like "GAY P0RN, XXX TILL YOU CAN"T TAKE ANYMORE!" and have it play every 10 minutes. Just put it in the Run key in the registry so it starts up with his computer and plays every 10 minutes. Better yet would be a random amount of time.

This also depends on him not knowing how to get rid of it immediatly.
 
If you really want to make it bad, have it automatically check the registry every 1 second to make sure the registry still has the value in the Run key. Also, make sure you run 2 instances of it and they each make sure that the other is running. If he closes one, the other one kicks in and starts it back up again. If he tries to remove the registry entry, one of them will put it back.

He will go nuts.
 
Some decent ones I have read on this board.

Reset his mouse orientation, wont work on someone who knows computers well, but still frustrating.

pry off and reverse the M & N keys, most people will never notice, but end up with tons of typos.

Make a screenshot of his desktop and set that as the background and the password protected screensaver.
 
Theres this one website that keeps popping up gay porn windows and screams really loudly "HEY EVERYBODY! I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORN!". I don't have the URL and couldn't post it if I did, but my friend pulled that prank on me once (while my girlfriend at the time was sitting about 10 ft away watching tv.... :| ) If you could find the url that would be perfect for what you want.
 
Browser hijackers typically just add/edit stuff in the registry. I'm not sure what keys you need to change, though. :-/
 
Originally posted by: SackOfAllTrades
does it have to be computer related?

why don't you just masturbate into his bottle of shampoo? That's a secret victory.

It's not a secret when you tell him...muahahah
 
sign him up under a really stupid fake name at publisher's clearinghouse (www.pch.com) for all the sweepstakes. Use his email.
warning: this is maybe nastier than intended..basically renders an email useless because it will litteraly choke on all the spam and it cannot be reversed 😛
 
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