How to piss in public

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PSA on pissing in public:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MsEaRbVuzs


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[HAL9000]

What about taking a shit?

 

[cKGunslinger]

I'm pretty sure I saw his penis. Twice.

 

[amdhunter]

That is all kinds of awesome.

 

[Ichinisan]

What about taking a shit?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0LU8Qt_uDY#t=0m24s

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

Urine control of your own destiny or You're in control of your own destiny?

 

[HeXen]

i work construction, i piss outside at least once a day. i just use the truck door

 

[SWScorch]

When I'm running and have to take a piss and there are people around, I drop to one knee, fish the willie out through the leg of my shorts, and act like I'm just stretching my hip flexors. It works great when you're on the starting line of a race and realize you have to go, bad! I like this guy's techniques though

 

[Juked07]

I've pissed in all over suburbia back when I was a runner, but never have I understood the art as well as this man.

 

[Leros]

I think its a stealth ad for Vans.

 

[PottedMeat]

I've pissed in all over suburbia back when I was a runner, but never have I understood the art as well as this man.

have you ever had to take a crap?

http://i52.tinypic.com/2rr2dl0.jpg

 

[nanette1985]

I think its a stealth ad for Vans.

I wondered what that little red thing was. Now I know . . .

Did anyone watch any of his other videos? I didn't have the nerve.

 

[Pardus]

What about taking a shit?

As the great George Carlin said, you technically are not taking a shit, your leaving one

 

[Perknose]

The key to successfully pissing in public?

Two words: Distance and volume.

Don't shamefully hide your product in a fast food soda cup, no!

Whip it out, wave it around, and emulate 1/2 of the Golden Arches, Mac!

Don't keep your sauce secret, bellow your yellow, fellow.

 

[CZroe]

As the great George Carlin said, you technically are not taking a shit, your leaving one

No, it's not my leaving one.

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

i made yellow snow once by pissing at like 1am on the way to Reno. it was snowing and i didn't expect to have chains on for 2+ hrs. not only that our chains were breaking and i had to drive slower and slower. i took them off eventually but i gave up like 30 min out from Reno and just pissed. Except it was too obvious.

thank goodness it was a sunday night and no one drives towards reno then so only 1 car passed me in that time.

but this video could provide good tips

 

[zerocool84]

I got stopped by a cop because he thought I was peeing in public which I actually was. I had to convince him I was typing on my cellphone. If I hadn't I would have been labeled a sex offender.

 

[Soccerman06]

have you ever had to take a crap?

http://i52.tinypic.com/2rr2dl0.jpg

D:

 

[middlehead]

I think its a stealth ad for Vans.

Not exactly stealth; they may not mention it on youtube, but they say it quite plainly on the production company's website.

The kids today have a lot to learn about urinating in public. A series of branded sketches we produced with our friends at Rooster for Vans. 250K views and counting after one day!

 

[Murloc]

lol I laughed

 

[wwswimming]

for guys it might be easier. just need a reservoir to pee into and you can almost discretely do it in the back seat of your car.

women must have some secret tricks also. i used to know a woman who worked for an airline and masturbated in her car at lunchtime. that may have required some discretion. i'm sure she could have found a way to urinate discretely in public without soiling herself.

 

[alkemyst]

find a chick to piss with you...you are then incognito.