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Originally posted by: UNESC0
don't go... classes are overrated unless you can't read a textbook
Originally posted by: BrianH1
unless your classes have an attendance policy, dont go and sleep it off
Originally posted by: Koenigsegg
Any tips?
Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
Best story ever.
Student gets sh1t drunk the night before an exam.
Student ends up in Hospital with alcohol poisoning.
Student calls professor to tell him he can't come in for an exam the next day.
Professor laughs and fails stupidass student.
People are fvcking stupid.
Originally posted by: BrianH1
unless your classes have an attendance policy, dont go and sleep it off
The solution to all of life's problems is to masturbate furiously.
Originally posted by: Feldenak
Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
Best story ever.
Student gets sh1t drunk the night before an exam.
Student ends up in Hospital with alcohol poisoning.
Student calls professor to tell him he can't come in for an exam the next day.
Professor laughs and fails stupidass student.
People are fvcking stupid.
If he called from the hospital, I'd have the professor's ass in a sling. That's an excuseable absence (hospital).
Originally posted by: darkswordsman17
Originally posted by: Feldenak
Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
Best story ever.
Student gets sh1t drunk the night before an exam.
Student ends up in Hospital with alcohol poisoning.
Student calls professor to tell him he can't come in for an exam the next day.
Professor laughs and fails stupidass student.
People are fvcking stupid.
If he called from the hospital, I'd have the professor's ass in a sling. That's an excuseable absence (hospital).
Except for his reason for being in the hospital.
While I'm sure the student could have fought it and had the chance to take the test, maybe even the professor getting in serious trouble, but honestly, binge drinking yourself into the hospital is not an excusable absence.
Originally posted by: laurenlex
About 4 bong hits. You will forget you don't feel good.
Originally posted by: blakeatwork
suck it up buttercup
Originally posted by: effowe
Originally posted by: laurenlex
About 4 bong hits. You will forget you don't feel good.
I agree, weed is the best hangover medicine.
