How to kill a thread

[monkeydelmagico]

I will take my benevolent AI overlord's suggestions and identify existing conditions of current conversations for future changes.

 

[DietDrThunder]

When this thread dies, every couple of weeks I'll just post something to it again.

 

[Mr.IncrediblyBored]

The key to keeping a thread alive is by posting something wrong.

 

[brianmanahan]

Or is it...best?

is the serial killer who killed the most people the "worst serial killer" or the "best serial killer"?

 

[ImpulsE69]

This thread needs spam bots.

 

[IronWing]

Mmmm, spam.

 

[BarkingGhostar]

BULK BEEF

Is this code for p0rn?

 

[BarkingGhostar]

Great, now I';m thinking about Austin Powers, Fat Bastard and babyback ribs.

 

[bradly1101]

Are you a thread killer? Do your posts stop a discussion in its tracks sending it to the forum dustbin until some bot necros it? Well, here are some helpful pointers on how to mend your murderous ways.



https://www.sciencenews.org/article/ask-ai-how-not-kill-online-conversations

Advice is always loved by adults. Separately, my tin foil hat has a wire to ground.

 

[highland145]

Is this code for p0rn?

Yep, in the "for rent" section.

 

[Charmonium]

What if getting folks to reply to this thread was the totality of his dreams and aspirations for this life? What if?

You think I have dreams and aspirations. You're such a sweetheart.

 

[highland145]

You think I have dreams and aspirations. You're such a sweetheart.

'round here, drugs and assburgers.

 

[ctbaars]

Is this the new "nef" thread?
Edit. Can't believe how active that thread is.

 

[interchange]

From what I've seen, Mr. AI tends to get things wrong about thread-killing. I often talk to people about their experiences here and endeavor to treat them with respect. I elaborate my points with personal experience. However, I find myself killing threads regularly. What can I do better?

 

[Mr.IncrediblyBored]

From what I've seen, Mr. AI tends to get things wrong about thread-killing. I often talk to people about their experiences here and endeavor to treat them with respect. I elaborate my points with personal experience. However, I find myself killing threads regularly. What can I do better?

Have you tried being an asshole?

 

[ElFenix]

4. Elaborate.

Unlike in-person chats, where long monologues can bore those within earshot, lengthier online posts tend to get more responses.

https://www.sciencenews.org/article/ask-ai-how-not-kill-online-conversations

tl;dr isn't really a response.

 

[nakedfrog]

When this thread dies, every couple of weeks I'll just post something to it again.

I don't believe you.

 

[Ken g6]

Kill it with fire!

Right?

 

[Pick2]

Who Farted ? WHEeeew - I AM OUT-Ta-Here

 

[interchange]

Have you tried being an asshole?

Well, kind sir Mr. AI says I shouldn't. That's my dilemma. What do you think?

 

[HotJob]

When this thread dies, every couple of weeks I'll just post something to it again.

Here is your quarterly reminder to post every couple of weeks.

 

[DietDrThunder]

Here is your quarterly reminder to post every couple of weeks.

I hit the snooze button which adds a few weeks to the reminder.

 

[IronWing]

My arms are kind of sore from cross-fit. Let me tell you about my routine.

 

[T_Yamamoto]

I miss barfo

 

[brianmanahan]

i ain't no snitch