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didnt know it was a rule not to state your OWN opinion, if my decision or opinion is not the right way or not what you want to hear, dont harass me for it. youve got alot of more quoting to do^ on soem of the replies. Im sure if you would have different decisions than me on certain aspects and your decision might be considered wrong.

think about it:

which kills:

paintball<antifreeze

which scares away

paintball>antifreeze
 
Heh, trust me, I will not be doing any thing uber drastic. I will probably just end up taking some pics and fowarding to animal control/police. Maybe they can talk some sense by writing a fine or something.
 
Originally posted by: Fausto1
Originally posted by: derrickperry
Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever
Originally posted by: derrickperry
not 14,nor do i play camperstrike. lol, Im sorry that I cannot post a little sarcasm just like 60% of the other replies were. /me falls down at faustos knees,har. since you think im 14 , what if i came and took a dump on your porch. would you kick my ass or my parents?

Oh, sweet backtracking you jackass. I see this all the time on atot.

1. Dumbass makes dumbass comment
2. Dumbass gets pwned
3. Dumbass defends self
4. Dumbass gets pwned again.
5. Dumbass backtracks, saying he was being, "sarcastic."

I love it.



/me pulls a big "f**k you out of pocket"
You sure you're not 14?
Starting to look like 12 😀
 
Originally posted by: EngenZerO
Heh, trust me, I will not be doing any thing uber drastic. I will probably just end up taking some pics and fowarding to animal control/police. Maybe they can talk some sense by writing a fine or something.



smart thing to do.....



TO fausto and other dude who had a problem with my reply:

I got pwned, Ill admit, ok great im not crying but did apoligize.
I just admitted my mistake and my pwning, is that good enough brotherines?

have one :beer:
 
Originally posted by: derrickperry
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: derrickperry
fvck the dogs, use frozen paintballs that way the neighbors wont see the paint on there hair.

fvck em up, no im not a dumbass saying a stupid comment, in my neighborhood when the small dogs come sh1t in my yard, I let my 110lb mastif(spelt right) out, and i dont see them for long periods of time.

So if we were to shoot your mastif with frozen 12 gauge slugs that would be ok?




If my dog was to be on your property;call the pound,police, hit em or whatever the hell you want to. Thats a lesson to be learned. But I as a owner take the time to teach my dog what is right and wrong. So you would not have to worry about that. I live miles away from any houses. In the summer I go live with my mom, she lives in the city and the dog(sargeant) stays outside around the house. Not once in 3 years has he left that house without one of us.


Like I said , I said I was sry for offending anyone, if thats not good enough then drop it.

So if he does escape I have your blessings to shoot him if I see him in anyone's yard?

Sounds different when it's your pooch, doesn't it?
 
as a matter of fact my dog before sargeant got hit by rat shoot , did I get mad, no it didnt kill the dog just scared him off. like I said if my dog messes up, correct it because if you dont, i will.

no im not talking about beating him to deaf by teaching him a lesson. just a simple whipping jsut like you parents give your kids, they gotta learn somehow.


should i state that im not trying to offend people in all of my replies on this thread?
 
Originally posted by: Jzero
Originally posted by: Fausto1
Originally posted by: derrickperry
Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever
Originally posted by: derrickperry
not 14,nor do i play camperstrike. lol, Im sorry that I cannot post a little sarcasm just like 60% of the other replies were. /me falls down at faustos knees,har. since you think im 14 , what if i came and took a dump on your porch. would you kick my ass or my parents?

Oh, sweet backtracking you jackass. I see this all the time on atot.

1. Dumbass makes dumbass comment
2. Dumbass gets pwned
3. Dumbass defends self
4. Dumbass gets pwned again.
5. Dumbass backtracks, saying he was being, "sarcastic."

I love it.



/me pulls a big "f**k you out of pocket"
You sure you're not 14?
Starting to look like 12 😀
12 and still eating paste in the back of the classroom.

 
1.Go adopt some tasty animal (pussy cat, bunny, etc....)
2.Tie it (the yummy animal) to a post in YOUR front yard.
3.Set Up a video camera
4.Wait patiently for the dog(s) to come on to YOUR property and attack/harm your fuzzy wuzzy pet.
5.Sue the living hell out of them.
6.Report back to ATOT and give me a cut of your earnings.
7.I'll buy you a beer with your earnings.
8.We'll go adopt another fuzzy wuzzy for the next dog..........
 
Originally posted by: DaviDaVinci
1.Go adopt some tasty animal (pussy cat, bunny, etc....)
2.Tie it (the yummy animal) to a post in YOUR front yard.
3.Set Up a video camera
4.Wait patiently for the dog(s) to come on to YOUR property and attack/harm your fuzzy wuzzy pet.
5.Sue the living hell out of them.
6.Report back to ATOT and give me a cut of your earnings.
7.I'll buy you a beer with your earnings.
8.We'll go adopt another fuzzy wuzzy for the next dog..........



oh sh1t run and hide before fausto or nitemare break you off for a reply like that!!


/end sarcasm
 
some sort of poison hotdogs or food, spread it around.. or those instant diarrhea stuff in those doggie treat.. after eating a few of those, the dog runs back to the house and crap all over..

land mines or
paintball mines last one on link.. haha
 
Originally posted by: derrickperry
Originally posted by: DaviDaVinci
1.Go adopt some tasty animal (pussy cat, bunny, etc....)
2.Tie it (the yummy animal) to a post in YOUR front yard.
3.Set Up a video camera
4.Wait patiently for the dog(s) to come on to YOUR property and attack/harm your fuzzy wuzzy pet.
5.Sue the living hell out of them.
6.Report back to ATOT and give me a cut of your earnings.
7.I'll buy you a beer with your earnings.
8.We'll go adopt another fuzzy wuzzy for the next dog..........



oh sh1t run and hide before fausto or nitemare break you off for a reply like that!!


/end sarcasm

For letting dogs kill a cat? you must be joking

Just have a problem with the litigious aspect of it
 
I skimmed through the thread, and I dont think anyone mentioned this yet...


-a DEFINITE solution would be to get one of those invisble fences... That would solve all future and current problems... sure it costs money, but it's like 99% sure to work...

-Also, a funny ass trick would be to get one of those dog whistles... get like... 3 of um... and use all of them at once when the dog comes... it'd be hilarious.

-Put some dog food or water in your lawn somwhere, and put mega-laxative in it. Hopefully, it will sh!t a monster out in the owners house. lol...

 
Originally posted by: derrickperry
as a matter of fact my dog before sargeant got hit by rat shoot , did I get mad, no it didnt kill the dog just scared him off. like I said if my dog messes up, correct it because if you dont, i will.

no im not talking about beating him to deaf by teaching him a lesson. just a simple whipping jsut like you parents give your kids, they gotta learn somehow.


should i state that im not trying to offend people in all of my replies on this thread?

Your parents shot you with frozen paint balls when you were a chil...I mean't last week?
 
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: derrickperry
as a matter of fact my dog before sargeant got hit by rat shoot , did I get mad, no it didnt kill the dog just scared him off. like I said if my dog messes up, correct it because if you dont, i will.

no im not talking about beating him to deaf by teaching him a lesson. just a simple whipping jsut like you parents give your kids, they gotta learn somehow.


should i state that im not trying to offend people in all of my replies on this thread?

Your parents shot you with frozen paint balls when you were a chil...I mean't last week?
Whipping? :|
 
-a DEFINITE solution would be to get one of those invisble fences... That would solve all future and current problems... sure it costs money, but it's like 99% sure to work...

Doesn't the dog have to wear a special collar for the invisible fence to work? I think those are only good for training your own dogs.
 
Originally posted by: derrickperry
what if i came and took a dump on your porch. would you kick my ass or my parents?

So you are saying that you and the dog are at the same level of intelligence?
 
Originally posted by: Jzero
-a DEFINITE solution would be to get one of those invisble fences... That would solve all future and current problems... sure it costs money, but it's like 99% sure to work...

Doesn't the dog have to wear a special collar for the invisible fence to work? I think those are only good for training your own dogs.
Yup. The fence triggers a zap from the collar. No collar, no zap.

 
Funny thread
This worked for me. I put 4 large"Please Curb Your Dog" signs
facing the house in question in such a way that everyone
could see them. It only took two weeks of embarrassment
for the problem to end.
 
Seriously,
if you've already talked to your neighbors and they don't care, snap some pics next time and call animal control. Maybe after a couple of expensive tickets, they will get the hint.
 
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